Would you like a Marmite crust pizza because Papa John's will sell you one
Papa John's are selling Marmite stuffed-crust pizza.
Only £2.50 more for the opportunity to showcase to your friends how a love of Marmite is one of your personality traits, while everyone else just eats their normal pizza without Marmite because they are normal.
What is wrong with people. I like Marmite as much as the next person but this is a bridge too far.
The stuffed-crust pizza is only available until May 20. Only eight weeks of Marmite pizza deliveries from Papa John's. Available in-store from March 25.
You could celebrate Brexit with a nice yeasty slice.
Liz Williams, managing director for Papa John’s said: "Following the huge success of our Marmite Scrolls earlier this year, we’re extremely excited to spread the partnership beyond our side menu and into the crusts of our popular pizzas.
"Ingredient innovation is at the core of our menu and we’re sure that the addition of Marmite to our cheesy crusts will be a huge hit."
Different branches will have slightly different prices but you'll be able to get the Marmite crust at all 400 Papa John's branches in the UK.
Papa John's branch finder tool will help you get your next Marmite hook up. But, again, what is wrong with you.