Aldi’s foot-long pigs-in-blankets finally go on sale this week

So. Much. Meat.

Christmas without pigs-in-blankets just would not be Christmas. You can debate for hours about what the true meaning of Christmas is, but I think we all know that a vital part of celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ is wrapping one pork product in another pork product. Traditionally, pigs-in-blanket tend to be done with small sausages - chipolatas, or cocktail sausages. Christmas should normally be a time for tradition, but the discount supermarket are taking Xmas cuisine in strange, dangerous directions, and we approve of it. They have now unveiled the foot-long pig-in-blanket. Yes, it is a sausage as long as an expensive Subway, wrapped completely in bacon. We'd previously reported on this important development, but we needed to do an update to let you know they go on sale on December 6th - this Thursday. And how much does this masterpiece cost? Only £2.99 for two. God bless Aldi.