Aldi will be selling triple pigs in blankets in December to maximise your Christmas gluttony

You thought a single pig in a single blanket was sufficient, didn't you?

You fool. Oh, you poor, sweet fool. You've strayed from the path of righteousness, a scared sheep wandered down the mountain, lost in the wild, far from the loving light. The good shepherd Aldi comes to lead you back. This is the same Aldi that previously announced it was doing foot-long pigs in blankets for Christmas. That wasn't enough for Aldi. Let's be clear on what we're talking about. Triple. Pigs. In. Blankets. That's three juicy pigs wrapped in one succulent blanket. Just think about the efficiency of that. Aldi are really streamlining Christmas this year. A pack of these beauties costs just £2.99 (288g). They're not available until December 16, so you'll have to wait a little while before lobbing them in your gob like a little grenade of flavour. It's been a big day for big food news; Morrisons just announced their Builders Big Breakfast Butty, a giant bap filled with no less than 10 breakfast items. Something tells us this is gonna be a big eating Christmas. Even bigger than usual.