Greetings traveler, my name is Falconhoof, and I will be your guide on your quiz
That isn’t true. My name isn’t Falconhoof, but it also isn’t Rich Cooper. No, Rich Cooper – Quizmaster In Chief – your usually reliable quiz man, is occupied elsewhere right now.
Maybe he’s stuck with his foot in the toilet, or perhaps his head is stuck in a beehive, it may be that he has gotten his tongue stuck to an icy lamppost, or has been squashed by an anvil.
My guess, though, is that Rich was trying to chase that damn roadrunner through a tunnel but was, unfortunately, flattened because he didn’t realise that the roadrunner had painted a cliff face with an extremely accurate and realistic tunnel facade.
A moment’s silence for our fallen comrade. Thank you.