The JOE Friday Pub Quiz: Week 127

I have a choice to make right now

I can choose to stay and write a really excellent intro for the Pub Quiz, which I usually spend hours poring over and meticulously crafting. Ensuring that every joke lands perfectly, that the prose rolls along like a gentle ocean ripple, that every piece of punctuation is perfectly placed. Or I could fuck off to go down the greasy spoon for a fry up. I'm doing that. Bye.