Dad jokes are bad jokes
The term ‘dad joke’ makes a lot of people squirm. And with good reason. They are absolutely shite in every conceivable way.
They are lazy. They are low hanging fruit. They are, in some cases, not even jokes. They are an affront to God and one of the clearest indications that he has, indeed, deserted us.
But if that is the case, then why do we still laugh at them? Us – witty and erudite sophisticates?
Well, it’s because deep down we all love stupid jokes that we don’t need to think about to laugh at.
That’s why, dear reader, we’ve provided you with a visual treat: the best dad jokes out there today. Enjoy.
“I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia, and I won’t rest until I find it.”
Here are the absolute worst dad jokes of all time. Sorry in advance. #InternationalJokeDay pic.twitter.com/sAiRzCbbNo
— JOE (@JOE_co_uk) July 1, 2019