Calvin Harris has gone absolutely nuclear on ex Taylor Swift

If you're like us you probably tend to try and ignore the quotidian squabblings of celebrity couples as they fall in and out of love.

We have far more important and grown up things to do like pratting around on Pokemon Go on the streets of London or flying out to Spain to try and fleece Neymar at cards. The whole Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift break up drama passed us by....until the shit completely hit the fan. It was all fairly amicable at first. They went their separate ways and were very mature about, like you're supposed to when you're a grown adult. But then that shit turned sour. Thinly veiled tweets were fired about, lovey dovey photos of each other were wiped off Instagram, and then Swift buggered off on a romantic holiday with actor Tom Hiddleston, which appeared to be wilfully broadcast to every newspaper in the Western world. Now shit has well and truly gone nuclear between the DJ and the singer. It came after Swift's people confirmed that it was actually her who wrote Harris' song “This Is What You Came For”. Harris to be fair seemed cool about it and was up front about the whole thing... https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/753256456711843840 Very up front... https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/753257779775668224 But then things jumped up about five notches at once... https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/753258935432294400 https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/753259239863296000 Then he seemingly dragged Katy Perry into the whole thing, saying he wasn't going to be 'buried like Katy'... https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/753259873035399168 Perry didn't even have to say a word in response though... https://twitter.com/katyperry/status/753297289230241792 Well, almost... https://twitter.com/katyperry/status/597150922653831168 He did sign off his Twitter rant on a more positive note though... https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/753260609970417664 https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/753261674145067008