By now you should have realised that Rocket League is the greatest game of all time. Bar none.
No video game is as endlessly playable as Rocket League. Like a pyro with a box of Swan Vestas, each match leaves you craving another. The need to score is strong, the need to win is stronger still, but the need to pull off a crazy, glorious, unbelievable piece of magic is strongest of all.
Magic like this.
Shout out to
/r/rocketleague for the vids. Shout out to Rocket League for sucking away hours of our lives and causing our personal relationships to deteriorate beyond repair.
If you're on mobile, make sure you hit play for the full experience - if you're doing Rocket League, you don't do it by halves.
1. He's going all the way himself.
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2. You step away from the game for two minutes and suddenly you've scored.
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3. Maybe the sneakiest play of all time?
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4. Let me just do a quick calculation...
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5. He flies through the air with the greatest of ease.
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6. There's nothing in the rules that says you can't do that.
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7. Header... header... header...
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8. It's not about the destination. It's about the journey.
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9. Come and have a go if you think you're hard enou- haha, sucker.
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10. Can someone put this guy in touch with the FA?
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11. "The way he hangs in the air, Clive. It's just magnificent."
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12. There are dramatic saves, and then there's dramatic explosion saves.
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13. It's the cheeky little flip at the end that really makes it.
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14. Deny me three times.
Nope, nope, nope aaaand nope - Create, Discover and Share GIFs on Gfycat
15. And finally, the worst, most unbelievably tedious Rocket League goal of all time.
The Worst Goal I've ever scored - Rocket League - Create, Discover and Share GIFs on Gfycat
It's beautiful in its own way.
