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Published 19:03 16 Oct 2016 BST

People wonder what you're like.
You're asked what movies you like.
Some dickhole remarks that you're putting on weight.
You're asked about shite music.
You want to give some smacktalk.
You've figured everything out.
It's time for some sexy talk.
It's time to make plans.
People piss you off.
You have the best intentions...but fail miserably.
When you really don't give a shit about anything.
It's time to up your game.
You walk into a room and think you're an expert.
You tell people your hobbies.
You're desperately trying to hide the fact that you know nothing.
It's impossible to let something go.
Your asked what your life philosophy is.
You fancy someone but there's 'resistance'.

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