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25 jokes which make Airplane! one of the funniest movies of all time

Published 19:17 31 Aug 2016 BST

Conor Heneghan
25 jokes which make Airplane! one of the funniest movies of all time

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If you don’t think this movie belongs amongst the all-time greats, then surely you can’t be serious…

This week marks 36 years since Airplane! was released in cinemas in Ireland, providing us with a convenient excuse to pontificate about what is arguably the funniest movie of all time. There’s a danger with comedy movies that they can feel dated quite quickly, but despite being nearly 40 years old, Airplane! has aged very well and it’s no surprise that it has proved extremely popular with generations born years after its release. The deadpan and ridiculously silly style of comedy in Airplane! has never been bettered and hasn’t been seen – at least to a level of similar quality – since the Naked Gun trilogy and no matter how many times you watch it, such was the sheer volume of jokes that you’re bound to find a new one on every viewing. If you somehow haven’t yet watched it, do yourself a favour and do so as soon as possible. For those of you who have, meanwhile, sit back and enjoy our random selection of some of our favourites out of the many, many jokes in what is, undeniably, an all-time classic.

"Surely you can’t be serious?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_XuPXGMpLA Clip via Wulf 2010

"Roger... Over... What's our clearance, Clarence?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OBZf0QdKdE Clip via overdogoo1's channel

Rex Kramer wearing two pairs of sunglasses

sunglasses1

"There's no reason to panic."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sVdXg0aYYw Clip via PiMPCommunity

"And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl4plPGRG8o Clip via Airazz

"What is it?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOmD-xqK2Es Clip via Kristo007

"When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan."

shithitthefan

"What was it we had for dinner tonight?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lV5NuGu5yI Clip via Dean Everhart

"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu_hC-8OIME Clip via Ari Bluer

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmGRMA Clip via digitalaero

Ted's profuse sweating

airplanesweat

"I take my coffee black..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEVTQHiAQRA Clip via panchovilla1122

"I speak Jive."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0j2dVuhr6s Clip via Movieclips

"Johnny, what can you make out of this?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8oAQOvOEXY Clip via sweenjr22

The Staying Alive dance

stayingalive

"Bad news, fog is getting thicker..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzZ4i8aWs_s Clip via Lane Meyer

The tribe being unbelievable at basketball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiYbIyOYCG0 Clip via Kristo007

The autopilot getting reinflated

pilotauto

"You can tell me, I'm a doctor."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_nzHrrSlsc Clip via BestSpoofMovies

"It starts with a slight fever..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir1rzzGugIU Clip via thebigjoe

"Calm down, get a hold of yourself."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPugcb7QGE Clip via Lucas Hasler

"He's coming right at us!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwW_5kialI Clip via UsefulResponses

OKAY, PANIC

panicairplane

"It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wxp-NxJny8 Clip via Lucas Hasler

"We're all counting on you."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmHeP9Sve48 Clip via Nicholas Augusta thumbnail_SNAPCHATUK

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