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11 years ago
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This is brilliant news for Beatles fans on the go
Hello, Goodbye, Hello…
11 years ago

This is how much money The Beckhams made this year…
Enough to make you weep
11 years ago

EU ruling hits alcohol ‘minimum price’ plans
The prospect of minimum prices for alcohol being introduced in Scotland has hit a roadblock. An EU court has ruled that such a move – which had been floated north of the border – would be in breach of European law. BREAKING: ECJ says Scotland's minimum pricing for alcohol is contrary to EU law "if less restrictive tax measures […]
11 years ago

PIC: This could be straight out of the ACME playbook…
Meep meep…
11 years ago

Johnny Depp was the most overpaid actor in Hollywood in 2015
According to a new report, Johnny Depp is the actor whose films have brought the least return. The study, conducted by Forbes magazine, found that Depp – who is estimated to have annual earnings of around $30M (£20M) – returned just $1.20 for every $1 he was paid. The star, 52, took the unwanted crown […]
11 years ago

UK Weather report: Will it snow this Christmas?
You’ve got two hopes…
11 years ago

Jurgen Klopp to sign Juventus bad boy to shore up Liverpool’s leaky defence
Following news that Martin Skrtel faces six weeks on the sidelines following a hamstring injury, Liverpool are looking to Serie A to bolster their defence. Reports in Italy suggest that Jurgen Klopp has identified Juventus centre-back Martin Caceres as the man to add solidity and bite to the Anfield club’s porous backline. Caceres has only featured in two […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Terrifying footage of a champion skier almost wiped out by a crashing drone
In recent years, drones have become a fantastic tool for capturing aerial video footage – until they malfunction. Winter Olympic silver medallist Marcel Hirscher from Austria was competing at a slalom event at Madonna di Campiglio in Italy when a drone plunged to the earth and smashed into the snow at a terrifying speed a […]
11 years ago

Everton reportedly on the verge of a £200m American takeover
Anything Liverpool can, Everton can do possibly adequately as well… It looks like both Merseyside clubs could soon be in the hands of American owners, as a US-led consortium seem on the verge of buying into the Goodison Park club in a £200m deal. The Times report that John Jay Moores and Charles Noell are at the […]
11 years ago

JOE’s pick of the best films, sport and entertainment on TV this Christmas
Saved you a job…
11 years ago

James McClean makes a ‘significant’ Christmas donation to help homeless in Derry
Above and beyond
11 years ago

David Beckham reveals he was laughed at when he suggested a football documentary
David Beckham isn’t a man you’d think would ever get ridiculed, well not to his face… But he was laughed at by TV bosses when he suggested making a documentary. The retired soccer star will be on telly over Christmas with a BBC programme For The Love Of the Game, which sees him playing seven […]
11 years ago

Ed Woodward in discussions over Louis van Gaal’s future
Speculation has been mounting that the Dutchman could leave Old Trafford
11 years ago

Stuntwoman Olivia Jackson reveals that her arm will be amputated after accident on set of Resident Evil film
But you could help?
11 years ago

Star Wars has got even cooler with the revelation of more original cast cameos…
As if Star Wars wasn’t awesome enough, now it’s emerged there’s more of the original cast in The Force Awakens than anyone realises. If you’re going over the holidays, or have seen it and plan to go again, look out for Yoda as well as both young and old versions of Obi Wan Kenobi. We […]
11 years ago

Ed Sheeran makes Christmas come early for his family with a £750,000 gift
Better than socks and a CD…
11 years ago

This girl had no idea that she asked two Arsenal stars to take a photo of her (Pic)
You know what it’s like – you’re in a club with your mates and you ask a couple of strangers to take a photo. But they just can’t help p*ssing about, taking forever to sort the flash, focus and so on. In the end you tell them to leave it – they’ve wasted enough of […]
11 years ago

Jamie Carragher and Thierry Henry picked their team of the season so far on MNF…
After some debate, Jamie Carragher and Thierry Henry settled on their team of the season so far on Sky Sports Monday Night Football. With Gary Neville now sunning himself in Valencia, it was left to Henry to debate the selections with Carragher following a vote by viewers – but on the most part the duo […]
11 years ago

Louis van Gaal reportedly given extra security staff following backlash from fans
It’s fair to say things aren’t going well for Louis van Gaal at the moment, but this is perhaps an overreaction. The Manchester United manager watched his team lose 2-1 to Norwich on Saturday – making it six games without a win – and supporters were eager to vent their frustrations. With fans in uproar […]
11 years ago

Twitter unites in praise of Mesut Ozil…does David Moyes still think the jury’s out?
Mesut Ozil claimed his 14th and 15th assists of the season on Monday to help guide Arsenal to a vital 2-1 win over Manchester City. The German schemer is now just five assists from equalling Thierry Henry’s record total in a single Premier League season (20) and has created more goals than the entire Manchester […]
11 years ago

Michael Owen makes a mess of defending his awful pre-season predictions
Really Michael?
11 years ago

Swansea striker Bafetimbi Gomis explains how Football Manager helped him settle in Wales…
We’ve often wondered whether footballers check out their stats on Football Manager and now it seems we have our answer. Swansea striker Bafetimbi Gomis has revealed he’s a huge fan of the management simulation game – to the extent that it even helped him settle into life in Wales after moving from Lyon in 2014. […]
11 years ago

Damien Duff releases classy statement announcing retirement
An Irish legend
11 years ago

Frank Lampard’s first words about wife Christine Bleakley have been revealed by Piers Morgan
Frank Lampard married his fiancée Christine Bleakley in London at the weekend and they chose not to sell intimate details of their big day to a glossy magazine. So we’re sure the former Chelsea midfielder and his TV presenter bride will be thrilled to hear Piers Morgan shared the highlights to the public on Monday. Morgan, who was there […]
11 years ago

Floyd Mayweather takes bragging to a whole new level with this ridiculous snap (Pic)
He ain’t shy
11 years ago

Men spent more time cleaning than having sex in 2015…
We’re just days away from 2016 and we can’t help but wonder where the year has gone. Sure, we remember big points like starting a new job or meeting a new partner, but 99% of your life is made up of low-key moments like getting to work or simply just sleeping. So how much time […]
11 years ago

Former Liverpool boss mocks the Reds on Twitter after Watford shambles…
Liverpool were so bad in their 3-0 defeat to Watford on Sunday that even former boss Roy Evans joined in the p*ss-taking on Twitter. The 67-year-old, who managed the Reds between 1994 and 1998, was out for a meal with his daughter when he made the gag at Liverpool’s expense. My and lovely daughter having a couple […]
11 years ago

Former Newcastle goalkeeper Pavel Srnicek in critical condition after cardiac arrest
Former Newcastle goalkeeper Pavel Srnicek is in a critical condition after suffering a heart attack on Sunday. The former Czech Republic international, who won 49 caps for his country, was out running near his home in Ostrava when he collapsed, his agent has confirmed. Hi i can confirm that pavel has suffered cardiac arrest whilst running […]
11 years ago

Cara Delevingne dressed up as Jabba the Hutt to watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Pic)
Cara Delevingne isn’t any different from the rest of us when it comes to Star Wars. The model-turned-actress didn’t want to miss out on seeing the new film, but also didn’t fancy getting hassled in the cinema either so went in disguise. Rather than opting for the usual Stormtrooper, she went as Jabba The Hut […]
11 years ago

Jurgen Klopp’s first Liverpool signing will not arrive at Anfield until next season
Sale and leaseback
11 years ago

Watch Will Ferrell as the newer, hipper badass Santa….
There hasn’t been a bad Santa since Billy Bob Thornton in 2003, and quite frankly we’re in desperate need of one. So, bravo to Will Ferrell for stepping up as the new ‘Badass Santa’. The comedian dropped by Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show to announce his new role: “This image will crush Kris Kringle, […]
11 years ago

Listen to Alex Turner cover Eagles of Death Metal for victims of Paris attacks
If ever there’s a charity single worth supporting, it’s this one. Arctic Monkeys frontman Alex Turner has been holed away working on new music but has broken his hiatus to appear on one of the charity covers of Eagles of Death Metal’s ‘I Love You All The Time’. Turner is the latest musician to pledge […]
11 years ago

Video: Conor McGregor moving up to lightweight would be ‘suicide’ claims Frankie Edgar’s manager
Running scared?
11 years ago

Star Wars is hot on the heels of Jurassic World for the box office title…
Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ earned $517 million worldwide on its opening weekend. The movie had the second biggest opening ever, just less than ‘Jurassic World’s $525 million. However, unlike ‘Jurassic World’, ‘The Force Awakens’ was not released in China on its opening weekend and won’t be screened there until January 9. It also took […]
11 years ago

Roberto Firmino’s stats from Liverpool’s loss to Watford are horrendous
He’ll have better days
11 years ago

Neymar leaves River Plate defenders in his wake with dribbling exhibition (Video)
This was absolutely masterful from Neymar. We’ve already shown you the fabulous goals as Barcelona defeated River Plate 3-0 to win the Club World Cup this morning, but this piece of skill from Neymar may be better than all of them. The Brazilian picked the ball up with two defenders nearby, but skipped free and […]
11 years ago

Manchester United owners reveal what exactly Louis van Gaal has to do to save his job
In black and white Louis van Gaal knows now what he has to try and do to keep his job at Old Trafford. The Dutchman is under enormous pressure at the club despite just being a few points off the top of the Premier League table at Christmas. The table on this occasion it seems […]
11 years ago

Nate Diaz pulled no punches calling out ‘mother f**ker’ Conor McGregor after his UFC victory (Video)
Then McGregor’s coach owns him with one tweet…
11 years ago

Football freestyler learns the hard way not to try his luck in Glasgow (Video)
Most of the time, when you see a freestyle football player showing off his skills in the street, you’ll see the occasional ooh and nods of approval. But the crowds in Glasgow aren’t quite like those elsewhere in the world. This poor lad was only a few seconds into his act when it was rudely…and […]
11 years ago

Facebook has made a welcome improvement to the ‘Year in Review’ feature
Facebook have started rolling out the New Year treatment, with its annual ‘Year In Review’ tool for users. With the simple click of a button, Facebook shows account users a short gallery of moments and clips from the last 12 months as you sign off 2015. Only this year, Facebook don’t plan on bringing up […]
11 years ago

Twitter reacts as Manchester United trail Norwich City at half-time
Things haven’t been great for Manchester United of late. A Champions League exit was swiftly followed by a defeat by Bournemouth in the league. And after a bright start failed to generate any goals for United against Norwich, the visitors took an unlikely lead through Cameron Jerome. With United behind at half-time, here’s how Twitter […]
11 years ago

Arsene Wenger reportedly lines up a Manchester United favourite for January move
Proven goalscorer
11 years ago

Star Wars robot C-3PO smells ‘real bad’, says actor Anthony Daniels
It’s no wonder Anthony Daniels demanded a new C-3PO suit for ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’. The actor, 69, who reprises his role as the droid in the latest instalment, had been wearing the costume for 40 years. Rather than offering up a new famous gold bodysuit, he had to ask for it. He said: “It’s […]
11 years ago