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  • QUIZ: Name every World Cup top scorer since 1966

    QUIZ: Name every World Cup top scorer since 1966

    Quiz time In 1966, England won a World Cup. They never really mention it. Since then, there’s been another 13 of them in the men’s game. Now, we’re testing your knowledge of the players who have scored the most goals at each of those tournaments. Nowadays, it’s known at the Golden Boot. For a time […]

    3 years ago

  • Terms and Conditions: Jameson

    Terms and Conditions: Jameson

    Prize details: Five winners to win a signed Jameson limited edition bottle. 1. The giveaway will run on JOE_co_uk Instagram page and FootballJOE Instagram page. 2. Entrants need to like the IG post, follow Jameson UK’s IG page (@jamesonuk) and comment, tagging their football group chat. 3. The giveaway opens at 3pm on 25/10/22 and […]

    3 years ago

  • Rio Ferdinand offers passionate defence of Cristiano Ronaldo on BT Sport

    Rio Ferdinand offers passionate defence of Cristiano Ronaldo on BT Sport

    “Like it or not, he’s Cristiano Ronaldo.” Rio Ferdinand has just defended Cristiano Ronaldo’s decision to leave Old Trafford early against Tottenham and blamed Erik ten Hag for not putting preventative measures in place. The BT Sport pundit said that Ronaldo is not like other players, therefore he should receive different treatment. “I think there’s […]

    3 years ago

  • Patrice Evra leaves pundits speechless after eating Old Trafford grass live on air

    Patrice Evra leaves pundits speechless after eating Old Trafford grass live on air

    “And of course, when I come here, I always test the grass.” Patrice Evra left fellow Amazon Prime Video pundits Thierry Henry and Roberto Martinez speechless during coverage of Manchester United’s match against Tottenham Hotspur on Wednesday night. The Red Devils hosted Spurs at Old Trafford in the Premier League fixture, and Evra was among […]

    3 years ago

  • Gareth Southgate to name 55-man provisional England World Cup squad

    Gareth Southgate to name 55-man provisional England World Cup squad

    Preparations for Qatar are being stepped up Gareth Southgate is expected to name England’s provisional squad for the World Cup this week – which could include as many as 55 names. The World Cup begins in Qatar next month, with England playing Iran in their opener on November 21. By then, the squad will have […]

    3 years ago

  • James Corden fails to name a single cameraman from his own show in resurfaced video

    James Corden fails to name a single cameraman from his own show in resurfaced video

    Scathing audience reviews say he ‘barely interacts with fans unless cameras are rolling’ A video has resurfaced of James Corden struggling to name a single cameraman from his own show in 2017. The British funnyman, who has come under scrutiny following revelations that he was rude to staff at a Manhattan restaurant, spoke to Jimmy […]

    3 years ago

  • Iker Casillas says his account was ‘hacked’ after ‘coming out’ tweet

    Iker Casillas says his account was ‘hacked’ after ‘coming out’ tweet

    Casillas has said that his account was ‘hacked.’ Former Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas has deleted a tweet which many had assumed was a coming-out announcement, explaining his account had been ‘hacked’. Cuenta hackeada. Por suerte todo en orden. Disculpas a todos mis followers. Y por supuesto, más disculpas a la comunidad LGTB. 🙏 — […]

    3 years ago

  • Iker Casillas deletes ‘coming out’ tweet with reports claiming it was a joke

    Iker Casillas deletes ‘coming out’ tweet with reports claiming it was a joke

    The tweet has now disappeared Former Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas has deleted a tweet which many had assumed was a coming out announcement – with reports in the Spanish media now suggesting it was intended as sarcasm. ‘I hope you respect me: I’m gay,’ read the message posted on Casillas’ Twitter on Sunday afternoon. […]

    3 years ago

  • Tottenham fitness coach Gian Piero Ventrone passes away

    Tottenham fitness coach Gian Piero Ventrone passes away

    Ventrone reportedly passed away in hospital in Naples on Thursday Tottenham fitness coach Gian Piero Ventrone has passed away at the age of 61, the club have confirmed. Ventrone joined Spurs last year, as part of Antonio Conte’s backroom staff. He had previously held positions with Juventus, Catania, JS Suning, GZ Evergrande and AC Ajaccio. […]

    3 years ago

  • David Beckham criticised for praising timing of Qatar World Cup

    David Beckham criticised for praising timing of Qatar World Cup

    Qatar ambassador Beckham thinks the timing of the World Cup may be a good thing for England’s players David Beckham has been criticised for suggesting the unusual timing of next month’s Qatar World Cup may be beneficial for England’s players, who will not be coming into the tournament at the end of a lengthy season. […]

    3 years ago

  • Webcam model earns £8k a month bullying men online

    Webcam model earns £8k a month bullying men online

    A ‘PayPig’ session can bring in up to £1,000 a pop  Meet the webcam model who earns up to £8,000 a month bullying men online. Jennifer Love, 25, was between jobs as a waitress when lockdown hit in April 2020 and a friend joked she should start selling pictures of her feet. She takes personalised […]

    3 years ago

  • Kylian Mbappe ‘wants Neymar out of PSG team’

    Kylian Mbappe ‘wants Neymar out of PSG team’

    The relationship between the two has deteriorated since the start of the season The relationship between Paris Saint-Germain duo Kylian Mbappe and Neymar has plummeted to an all-time low, according to reports from France. After rumours the pair haven’t been seeing eye-to-eye, it’s now been claimed things have broken down to the extent that Mbappe […]

    3 years ago

  • Playboy bunnies say Hugh Hefner would insist on using baby oil during sex

    Playboy bunnies say Hugh Hefner would insist on using baby oil during sex

    The former Playboy girls said they saw sex with Hefner as a chore which they wanted to get over ‘as quickly as possible’  Two Playboy bunnies have claimed founder Hugh Hefner would insist on using baby oil rather than lubricant during sex. Holly Madison, 44, and Bridget Marquardt, 48, made the allegations on a brand […]

    3 years ago

  • Limited edition vagina-flavoured crisps go on sale

    Limited edition vagina-flavoured crisps go on sale

    You will taste your ‘wildest love adventures, your first real love’ A Lithuanian crisp brand has launched the world’s first vagina-flavoured crisps after research revealed millennials are having three-times less sex than their parents at the same age. CHAZZ, a “young, bold and socially responsible” crisp company, said they took the findings “very personally” and […]

    3 years ago

  • Footage shows isolated boos during Anfield moment’s silence for Queen

    Footage shows isolated boos during Anfield moment’s silence for Queen

    The vast majority of those inside Anfield respected the moment’s silence A moment’s silence to mark the passing of Queen Elizabeth II was respected by the majority of those in attendance at Anfield for Liverpool’s Champions League game with Ajax on Tuesday. After some Liverpool supporters booed the national anthem before the FA Cup final […]

    3 years ago

  • Man City ‘second largest brand in football world’, data shows

    Man City ‘second largest brand in football world’, data shows

    City are second only to Real Madrid Premier League champions Manchester City are the second-largest brand in the football world according to data published by Sports Lens, with only European champions Real Madrid ahead of them. City’s brand value is calculated as being €1.32bn – behind Madrid on €1.52bn, but enough to see them overtake […]

    3 years ago

  • Eminem opens up about drug overdose that nearly killed him

    Eminem opens up about drug overdose that nearly killed him

    ‘It took a long time for my brain to start working again’ Eminem has opened up about nearly losing his life after suffering a drug overdose years ago. During a recent episode of Paul Rosenberg’s podcast, the Grammy-winning rapper spoke about his near-fatal overdose on methadone 15 years ago. “It took a long time for […]

    3 years ago

  • Teacher jailed after breaking court order in divisive transgender row

    Teacher jailed after breaking court order in divisive transgender row

    Enoch Burke refused to use gender-neutral pronouns for a transgender student A teacher has been sent to prison after he breached a court order stemming from his refusal to use gender-neutral pronouns for a transgender student of his. Enoch Burke was arrested after he continued to turn up to Westmeath school in Leinster, Ireland, despite […]

    3 years ago

  • Netflix fans beg Kevin Hart to quit acting after new film is rated worst ever

    Netflix fans beg Kevin Hart to quit acting after new film is rated worst ever

    “Not a popular one, Joe…” There’s an old motivational quote that makes the rounds regularly, and it goes as follows: “You’re only as good as your last performance.” Two men who are probably keeping their fingers crossed that it’s not true are Hollywood stars Kevin Hart and Mark Wahlberg, after their latest outing broke personal records […]

    3 years ago

  • Man causes chaos after explaining why some guys don’t post their girlfriends online

    Man causes chaos after explaining why some guys don’t post their girlfriends online

    “You know it’s true. Girls, I’m sorry.” The dating game is a wild and wondrous thing, is it not? So too, the complexities of a relationship. Social media has brought so many together but the politics of social media once two lovers find each other? That’s a whole different story, my friends. Take the every-day […]

    3 years ago

  • Nelson Mandela’s grandson slams Meghan Markle for interview comments

    Nelson Mandela’s grandson slams Meghan Markle for interview comments

    ‘It’s not the same’ Nelson Mandela‘s grandson has criticised the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle for allegedly comparing the scenes in South Africa following her marriage to his grandfather being freed from life imprisonment. Zwelivelile ‘Mandla’ Mandela told the MailOnline that he was “surprised” to hear the remarks she made mention in a recent exclusive […]

    3 years ago

  • Olivia Pratt-Korbel: Man arrested in connection with fatal shooting of nine-year-old girl

    Olivia Pratt-Korbel: Man arrested in connection with fatal shooting of nine-year-old girl

    Olivia Pratt-Korbel was killed by a masked attacker in Liverpool on Monday A 35-year-old man has been arrested in connection to the recent murder of nine-year-old Olivia Pratt-Korbel in Liverpool. The suspect is believed to have been the target of the shooting and is currently being detained in hospital on a prison recall following a […]

    3 years ago

  • UK PlayStation gamers could get up to £526 each from £5 billion lawsuit

    UK PlayStation gamers could get up to £526 each from £5 billion lawsuit

    Claimants in the UK could be due a payout Playstation users in the UK could be in line to receive a payout of over £500 in compensation thanks to a new lawsuit facing parent company Sony. The lawsuit, which was filed by the Competition Appeal Tribunal on Friday August 19, represents nine million claimants, many […]

    3 years ago

  • UK city named the ‘most dangerous’ in Europe, according to study

    UK city named the ‘most dangerous’ in Europe, according to study

    The number one spot is also believed to be the 26th most dangerous city in the world A new survey has revealed the most dangerous city in Europe and unfortunately for us Brits, it’s one that’s based in the UK. Published twice a year, Numbeo’s Crime Index gathers together crime-related data relating to incidents such […]

    3 years ago

  • Boxing fans blast ‘ludicrous scorecard’ after Joshua declared victor on one card

    Boxing fans blast ‘ludicrous scorecard’ after Joshua declared victor on one card

    ‘How tf is that a split decision?’ Ukrainian Oleksandr Usyk defeated Brit Anthony Joshua last night during their Saudi Arabia-set rematch that ended in a split-decision – and it was this moment that left boxing fans baffled. With fans deeming that he putting up a better fight than the one he delivered during the pair’s […]

    3 years ago

  • Woman claims God gave her an STI and calls it a ‘blessing’

    Woman claims God gave her an STI and calls it a ‘blessing’

    She says contracting the infection helped turn her life around A woman who contracted an STI has said she believes the infection was given to her by God and that it turned out to be a “blessing” in disguise. Bear with us. Las Vegas native Alexandra Harbushka contracted both genital and oral herpes back in […]

    3 years ago

  • Adebayo Akinfenwa wants you to prioritise your financial health

    Adebayo Akinfenwa wants you to prioritise your financial health

    “I thought I was invincible.” Adebayo Akinfenwa knows more than most about the fine art of balancing one’s mental, physical and mental wellbeing. A leg break at the start of his footballing career put him in a difficult position that forced him to reconsider his priorities and adapt to his new reality in order to […]

    3 years ago

  • Asda slammed for ’embarrassing poorer families’ with new product redesign

    Asda slammed for ’embarrassing poorer families’ with new product redesign

    Asda has been accused of not taking ‘dignity’ into account Asda supermarkets have been criticised for a recent rebrand which people say is “embarrassing poorer families”. Anyone who has shopped at the UK chain will be familiar with their Smart Price range which has basically operated as the company’s everyday essentials product line aimed at […]

    3 years ago

  • Boris and Carrie put south London home on the market for £1,600,000

    Boris and Carrie put south London home on the market for £1,600,000

    Boris and Carrie are said to be looking for a new home in Herne Hill Boris and Carrie Johnson are selling their £1.6 million house in south London as the couple looks to buy a new home as the prime minister prepares to leave office. If a buyer offers the asking price on the home […]

    3 years ago

  • Archie Battersbee’s family demand urgent review as ‘no family should go through this’

    Archie Battersbee’s family demand urgent review as ‘no family should go through this’

    The 12-year-old sadly passed away yesterday after life support was withdrawn A legal group supporting the family of Archie Battersbee have called for an “urgent review and reform” in the wake of the 12-year-old’s death yesterday. “The events of the last few weeks raise many significant issues including questions of how death is defined, how […]

    3 years ago

  • Micah Richards says Roy Keane is the ‘sweetest person’ he’s ever worked with

    Micah Richards says Roy Keane is the ‘sweetest person’ he’s ever worked with

    Find someone who loves you as much as Micah Richards loves Roy Keane A new football season is here. Rejoice. And with that comes the promise of more furious outbursts from Roy Keane at the general state of Manchester United these days. Keane’s punditry on Sky Sports these past couple of years have provided some […]

    3 years ago

  • The Ultimate Summer Transfer Window Quiz

    The Ultimate Summer Transfer Window Quiz

    How closely have you been following this transfer window? The summer transfer window can often drag on, and sometimes feels like it has been open for about five months. Yet, with mega money signings being confirmed from the first day to the very last, it is, most definitely, intriguing and exciting. A number of clubs […]

    3 years ago

  • Rebekah Vardy calls Wayne Rooney out for looking ‘like a potato’ in court sketches

    Rebekah Vardy calls Wayne Rooney out for looking ‘like a potato’ in court sketches

    She thought the likenesses were less than a-peeling Rebekah Vardy has remarked that she thought Wayne Rooney looked like a “hot potato” in the court sketches produced as part of her legal battle against his wife Coleen. The case dubbed ‘Wagatha Christie’ concluded on July 29, with Vardy losing to former friend Coleen after the […]

    3 years ago

  • Chrissy Teigen and John Legend announce she’s pregnant with a rainbow baby

    Chrissy Teigen and John Legend announce she’s pregnant with a rainbow baby

    Wonderful news Chrissy Teigen and John Legend have announced that they are pregnant with a rainbow baby. Taking to Instagram to reveal the news, the 36-year-old mum of two explained how the couple are expecting their third child. The announcement of the rainbow baby – a child born or adopted after a miscarriage or stillbirth […]

    3 years ago

  • Love Island hit with over 2,000 Ofcom complaints over lads ‘bullying’ Tasha

    Love Island hit with over 2,000 Ofcom complaints over lads ‘bullying’ Tasha

    There’s a running theme of perceived bullying this season Love Island has been hit with another flood of Ofcom complaints after viewers complained that some of this year’s male contestant were bullying Tasha Ghouri. The 23-year-old was on the wrong end of a brutal snub after the producers introduced a round of ‘Snog, Marry, Pie’ […]

    3 years ago

  • Famous quarterback seen pouring mayo in his coffee and people are horrified

    Famous quarterback seen pouring mayo in his coffee and people are horrified

    What in seven hells is this? In a clip we really have no explanation for, a professional American footballer has admitted that one of his drinking habits involves putting mayo in his coffee. And now we’ve had to pour ours down the sink. NCAA quarterback Will Levis, who plays for the University of Kentucky football […]

    3 years ago