
VIDEO: The Rock announces plans to ‘make history’ on his comeback to Wrestlemania
He’s cooking!
11 years ago
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VIDEO: The Rock announces plans to ‘make history’ on his comeback to Wrestlemania
He’s cooking!
11 years ago

VIDEO: This Scottish sheep that thinks it’s a dog is absolutely wonderful
This is the ultimate sheepdog. Back in February, the world fell in love with Pet, a sheep who grew up on a farm with four collies in Scotland and came to adapt their mannerisms despite being a completely different animal. Uploaded to YouTube by Pet’s owner, Jemma McKenzie, a clip of Pet in action has since […]
11 years ago

Daniel Radcliffe has an absolutely eye-watering sum of money in his bank account…
That’s a lot of cash.
11 years ago

Russell Crowe lashes out after son’s hoverboard refused on flight
Russell Crowe has slammed an airline on Twitter, after they refused to let his son’s hoverboards on board. The actor lashed out at Virgin Australia after the airline informed him that the lithium ion batteries in the hoverboards pose a hazard during air transport and they could not be taken on board. Ridiculous @VirginAustralia. No […]
11 years ago

Motörhead frontman Lemmy’s shock death sees the music world pay tribute
Stars have paid tribute to Motörhead’s Lemmy Kilmister following his sudden death. Ozzy Osbourne took to Twitter to remember one of his “best friends” after Lemmy’s death from an “aggressive” cancer, just two days after he was diagnosed. Lost one of my best friends, Lemmy, today. He will be sadly missed. He was a warrior […]
11 years ago

PICS: Giant pothole in Ireland attempts to swallow Renault whole
Go for a nice Christmas drive they said, be great they said. JOE user Stephen Cashman got in touch to share pictures of his mate Alan Ahern who is home from Australia for Christmas and has gotten himself into a spot of bother in County Cork, Ireland. If you look very closely you can see his Aussie […]
11 years ago

Watch: Conor McGregor doesn’t relax the way you do
Precision over power
11 years ago

Paul Scholes isn’t a fan of the Jose Mourinho Manchester United scarves (Video)
Vintage Scholes
11 years ago

‘Van Gaal can’t last’ – Twitter reacts to Man United’s 0-0 draw with Chelsea…
Manchester United were held to a 0-0 draw by Chelsea at Old Trafford, but delivered a somewhat improved performance for their beleaguered boss Louis van Gaal. There was talk before the game that the Dutchman may hand in his resignation following a disastrous run of results, but the team certainly looked like they were still playing for the manager. […]
11 years ago

This Man United fan must have got some felt tips and a thesaurus for Christmas (Pic)
What is it about football fans and ridiculous home-made banners? The A4 poster brigade were out in force at Old Trafford on Monday, making their feelings known about Louis van Gaal ahead of Man United’s clash with Chelsea. First there was this chap (click for story) outside the ground, who was taken to task on […]
11 years ago

Brentford winger makes classy gesture to fan he hit with wayward shot (Pic)
A nice touch from Alan Judge
11 years ago

Raheem Sterling is slated on Twitter over his new hairstyle…
When you’re as famous as Raheem Sterling you can expect people to scrutinise your every move. So it will come as no surprise to the Manchester City winger that Twitter was all over his new hairstyle after photos of the ‘do emerged on Monday. Sterling, who made an acrimonious £49m move from Liverpool to City […]
11 years ago

Manchester United’s first-half record at Old Trafford is truly abysmal…
It’s been tough watching Manchester United over the past month. The club have failed to win in seven matches, and lost their last four games on the spin before Monday’s clash against Chelsea, with pressure mounting on Louis van Gaal. Despite an improved performance in the first half against the Blues, the 0-0 scoreline at […]
11 years ago

Stan Collymore rages at Aston Villa hierarchy on Twitter after another depressing defeat
You have to feel for Aston Villa fans (unless you’re a Birmingham supporter, of course). The club’s decline over the past few seasons has been so relentless that relegation this year always looked inevitable. And the team’s performances on the pitch have done little to change that view. Villa suffered their 13th defeat of the campaign […]
11 years ago

Paul Scholes changes his tune on Louis van Gaal’s reign (Video)
“If Louis van Gaal loses today, should he go?” That was the question put to Paul Scholes on BT Sport before Man United’s match against Chelsea, but the former Red Devils midfielder gave an unexpected answer. Despite being one of Van Gaal’s most vociferous critics in recent weeks, Scholes replied that the Dutchman deserves more […]
11 years ago

Louis van Gaal still managed to have a joke in his pre-match interview (Video)
He might be under a huge amount of pressure at the moment, but Louis van Gaal was calm and composed in his pre-match interview before Man United’s crucial clash against Chelsea. The manager insisted that the club’s fans still care more about the team’s performances than his future, and said the players need to cope with […]
11 years ago

PIC: Jose Mourinho Manchester United scarves are on sale outside Old Trafford
If Louis van Gaal were looking for further proof that some Man United supporters are no longer behind him, this should provide all the evidence he needs. The Dutchman is reportedly weighing up whether to hand in his resignation after a disastrous run of results, with a number of United fans singing for Jose Mourinho during the […]
11 years ago

These are the unwanted records Manchester United hope to avoid against Chelsea…
It’s fair to say it’s been a dreadful month or so for Louis van Gaal and Manchester United. The club exited the Champions League with a 3-2 defeat to Wolfsburg at the start of December, haven’t won in their last seven games in all competitions, and lost their fourth match in a row at Stoke on […]
11 years ago

It’s no wonder Man United have been linked with Harry Kane when you look at this stat…
If transfer gossip is to be believed, Harry Kane is high on Manchester United’s shortlist of attacking targets as they look to strengthen in the January transfer window. The Spurs striker was linked with a £40m move to Old Trafford back in the summer, and it’s no wonder United are still keeping tabs on him when you consider […]
11 years ago

This girl’s photo of the cheeky Christmas present she got from her boyfriend has gone viral
We all know how difficult it can be to get the perfect present for your other half at Christmas. One guy in Wales took a risky route when buying a gift for his girlfriend…and judging by this photo she wasn’t impressed with his choice. https://twitter.com/catherinelward/status/681153599821471745/photo/1 Perhaps the sentiment was lost on Catherine if she isn’t a football fan, […]
11 years ago

Some Manchester United fans have lined up a new name to replace Louis van Gaal…
When it comes to discussing the potential replacements for Louis van Gaal at Manchester United, three names top the list: Jose Mourinho, Pep Guardiola and Ryan Giggs. Given that Carlo Ancelotti has already signed a deal with Bayern Munich and Diego Simeone is apparently being lined up by Chelsea, there aren’t many ‘elite’ managers left […]
11 years ago

Conor McGregor’s coach reveals he got plenty of stick from The Notorious’ fans ahead of Jose Aldo fight
All’s well that ends well, supposedly, but Conor McGregor’s coach John Kavanagh admits things could have been very different had The Notorious not defeated Jose Aldo at UFC 194. Speaking on The MMA Hour, Kavanagh said that he received plenty of stick from McGregor fans ahead of the Aldo fight after the Irishman was seen prancing around with […]
11 years ago

Arsenal fan praises Spurs star Harry Kane after sharing this brilliant story on Facebook
Harry Kane can do no wrong at the moment. The Spurs striker took his top-flight goalscoring tally to 27 strikes in 2015 with a brace against Norwich on Boxing Day, and has scored more goals this calendar year than any other Premier League player. With Kane now looking to extend his lead in that particular table against Watford on […]
11 years ago

Real Madrid won’t take no for an answer as they plot another world-record bid for David de Gea
Real Madrid may have missed out on David de Gea in farcical circumstances back in the summer, but they are reportedly preparing another huge offer for the Manchester United keeper. Although De Gea signed a new contract at Old Trafford following the collapse of his transfer, it’s thought that he is still keen to return […]
11 years ago

Jurgen Klopp disagrees with Daniel Sturridge’s confident fitness update…
The boy just can’t get a break.
11 years ago

Holly Holm keen to capitalise on Ronda Rousey’s reluctance to move up a weight…
Not only has Holly Holm stripped Ronda Rousey of her UFC bantamweight title, but she could now be set to steal the match-up everyone wants to see in the women’s division. While Rousey has maintained that she won’t face Cris Cyborg in the Octagon unless her opponent makes the step down to 135lb – which has thus […]
11 years ago

An emotional Jeremy Clarkson explains his love for the Porsche 928 (Video)
It isn’t often that you see Jeremy Clarkson’s sensitive side, but the former Top Gear host opened up about his love for the Porsche 928 in the show’s infamous Patagonia special, which aired again over Christmas. While the Argentines didn’t take too kindly to the Porsche’s ‘Falklands’ number plate, Clarkson explains that this exact model played an […]
11 years ago

The Manchester United squad don’t look like they want to save Louis van Gaal, says Alan Shearer
With speculation continuing to mount around Louis van Gaal’s tenure at Manchester United, Match of the Day pundit Alan Shearer has had his say on the Dutchman’s future. Writing in The Sun, Shearer believes Van Gaal could soon jump ship at Old Trafford following tell-tale signs that the players are no longer putting in the required […]
11 years ago

David Beckham has impeccable gym etiquette when it comes to using weights
For regular gym-goers, few things are more frustrating when working out than finding weights scattered all over the floor instead of being put back in their correct place. Although many people are guilty of leaving the odd pair of dumb-bells lying around every now and then, you’ll never find David Beckham committing such a crime. […]
11 years ago

Guilty Pleasures: 5 cheesy pop classics that we hate to love
The best guilty pleasure songs
11 years ago

Jose Mourinho emerges as surprise England contender
Jose Mourinho may have changed his mind about ruling himself out of the running for the England job. Despite strongly suggesting that his next job would be in club football, a desire to stay in England could see the Portuguese replace Roy Hodgson after the summer’s European Championships. According to the Sunday People, via the Daily Mirror, the former […]
11 years ago

The Rock bought his dog a barbell for Christmas
Only The Rock could by a present like this and make it look charming. The ex-wrestler and current actor got his dog Hobbs a mini barbell for Christmas. Why? Because he’s The Rock, that’s why. Perhaps it was an attempt to encourage the bulldog to stop being so lazy. Still, as Hobbs is clearly a […]
11 years ago

Yorkshire hostel shows Christmas spirit in wake of devastating floods
It’s nice to see some people haven’t forgotten the true meaning of Christmas. Offering shelter to people with nowhere else to go – sounds familiar, right? The Hebden Bridge Hostel is doing just that after severe floods gripped the north of England, promising that it won’t turn away victims in need of beds or showers. […]
11 years ago

Man United plan £10m January swoop for Japanese striker – plus two Premier League stars
The last talented Japanese player to arrive at Old Trafford from German football didn’t fare well. Shinji Kagawa was played out of position by both Sir Alex Ferguson and David Moyes, and failed to recapture his brilliant Borussia Dortmund form during a two year spell at Manchester United. The arrival of Robin van Persie, also in […]
11 years ago

Be warned – this sexual position is most likely to cause your penis to fracture
If missionary (male on top of female) is the safest position to have sex, it doesn’t take a genius to work out the most dangerous. Clue: Like Missy Elliott wisely says, ‘Flip it and reverse it’ Scientists say (what is it about scientists explaining intercourse we love so much?) woman on top of man is […]
11 years ago

Jennifer Lawrence: “I was literally sharing food with rats”
She might be Hollywood’s darling worth millions but things weren’t always that way for Jennifer Lawrence. When the actress first started out she was living in New York in an apartment ‘riddled with rats’. Lawrence left home at 14 with on a mission to make it as an actor. She explained: “I was raised by […]
11 years ago

Guess what Quentin Tarantino’s favourite film of 2015 is?
If Quentin Tarantino rates a film, you know it’s a good one. The super director has picked ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ as his favourite of 2015, despite at first finding it hard to accept the idea of Tom Hardy replacing Mel Gibson. He’s since watched the film three times. Asked for his top movie of […]
11 years ago

It could be worse, you could get a Vladimir Putin calendar for Christmas (pics)
Vladimir Putin might be Russian President with war to discuss at the Kremlin, but he’s still found time to shoot a 2016 calendar. It’s basically him doing all the things he loves; topless fishing and exercising, along with some pearls of wisdom to accompany each month. In one of the more provocative poses (sniffing a […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: The Rock posts a festive message of him and his “fine women”
Dwayne Johnson, aka The Rock, is a devoted husband and a new father to a baby girl. But the actor posted a touching festive message with him and his other girls – his camels. “There’s no better way to spend the holiday than just me and my fine women, yeeaahh”, he says before nuzzling in […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Cristiano Ronaldo welcomed to Miami by overly-enthusiastic mascot
Fresh from helping his side bang 10 goals past a nine man Rayo Vallecano side at the weekend, Cristiano Ronaldo boarded a plane bound for Miami. The Real Madrid star has opted to spend a few days in Florida while the Spanish league closes for a winter break. No Ronaldo holiday is complete without him […]
11 years ago

The internet are now enjoying finding the cat among the pigeons puzzle…no, owls
Earlier this week, the message was to retweet when you’d found the panda hiding in the snowmen, now it’s find the cat among the owls. Okay, not quite as catchy but we’ll go with it. What will the artist Gergely Dudás have in store next? He’s bound to have something. Can you spot the cat? pic.twitter.com/MCLcmL4Zie […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: London Fire Brigade use Star Wars theme to warn about the dangers of penis rings
‘Penis Ring Wars’ doesn’t have the same, err, ring to it.
11 years ago

Idris Elba picked Hackney over Hollywood, hooray!
Idris Elba has Hollywood trying to lure him to LA full-time but he’s promised to stay true to his East London roots. The actor, who is among the most in-demand stars and widely touted as the ideal candidate to replace Daniel Craig as James Bond, is keen to stay in the UK. Idris said: “I […]
11 years ago

This Star Wars parody account of Kylo Ren is the best so far…
It takes guile, commitment and a lot of wit to execute a decent parody social media account. Many try and fail but a few see it through to rake in the followers, like this one of Kylo Ren, the new dark side warrior in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, played by Adam Driver. Much has been […]
11 years ago

A mysterious Brendan leaves a message for Jordan Henderson in newspaper’s classifieds
For most of us, Christmas is a happy time but some of us will think of those people that we can’t be with at this special time of year. Although this is a serious point, a glance in the Liverpool Echo’s classifieds reveals that Liverpool fans might not be able to see the lighter side of […]
11 years ago

Watch the heart-warming reaction of this timid dog when it realises he’s being adopted
A home for Christmas
11 years ago

Watch Will Ferrell take down Mark Wahlberg with a series of funny insults
Mark Wahlberg: ‘Your hair looks like a brillo pad I want to scratch my sack with.’ Will Ferrell: ‘You wish you could scratch my head with my brillo pad if you had a sack, you sackless b*tch.’ Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell traded insults as they visited Radio 1 to promote their latest film. “You’re a […]
11 years ago

Seven-year-old has hilarious reaction to accidentally touching Elf on the Shelf (Video)
If you’re a tired or stressed parent who has been trying to keep their offspring somewhat behaved despite the excitement of the past few weeks, chances are you’re well aware of the Elf on the Shelf. If you’re not familiar with them, the crafty little dolls keep an eye on kids in their home, making sure […]
11 years ago