Be warned – this sexual position is most likely to cause your penis to fracture

If missionary (male on top of female) is the safest position to have sex, it doesn't take a genius to work out the most dangerous.

Clue: Like Missy Elliott wisely says, 'Flip it and reverse it' Scientists say (what is it about scientists explaining intercourse we love so much?) woman on top of man is the most dangerous. It was held responsible for half of the all penile fractures sustained during sexy time in cases recorded at three hospitals in Brazil. The report goes on to explain it was mostly due to 'wrong way penetration' but we all understand the logistics.