A father was left furious when a stranger decided to park their car on his driveway before jetting off on holiday for several days. Dad-of-two Zekarias Haile lives in Wythenshawe, near to Manchester Airport and claimed he had to wait four days for the car owner to come back to collect his vehicle. He said […]

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‘Mind if I touch your wiener?’ The first trailer has dropped for Jennifer Lawrence’s new comedy, No Hard Feelings, in which she tries to seduce an “unf***able” 19-year-old. In the coming-of-age comedy, Lawrence plays out-of-work Uber driver Maddie. She answers an online advert from two parents looking for someone to date their son, animal shelter […]

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A newborn baby was found alive in a bin at a gas station, prompting a search for the mother. Police in Fullerton, Orange County were called to the Chevron gas station, located in the 900 block of Orangethorpe Avenue, at around 3:30pm after the baby boy was discovered in the bathroom, according to Metro Cities […]

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New look, same quiz We’ve had a makeover. A facelift. A glowup. Yes, a new website has arrived here at JOE, but as always, no matter what, the quiz remains. Some of you may have noticed that for a harrowing 24 hours, quizzes weren’t working on the new site, and I’ll be honest, I feared […]

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His family are ‘very concerned’ for his wellbeing Stephen Bear has been placed on suicide watch in prison and is a “broken man”, according to a source. Last Friday (March 3) Bear was sentenced to 21 months behind bars for sharing a private video of him having sex with his ex-partner, Georgia Harrison. Now, a […]

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He has since lost his job as a radio presenter Pat Sharp is leaving his role as a radio presenter “with immediate effect” after he reduced a woman to tears with a joke about her breasts. Sharp, who became a household name in the 1990s largely through hosting children’s programme Fun House, was the celebrity […]

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Police have released an image of a man they want to speak to Police in London have launched a manhunt after a pensioner was set on fire in the street after being doused in petrol. The Metropolitan Police were called to West London at around 8pm on Monday, February 27 after the elderly man suffered severe burns. The horrific […]

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The experience dogsitter was attacked by two dogs in 2021 An inspirational young woman has shown off the miraculous results of her facial reconstructive surgery, after she suffered a horrific dog attack while she was dogsitting. Jacqueline Durand, from Texas, describes herself as a “survivor” after her face was torn off by two rescue dogs she’d been […]

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Detectives are not currently investigating the death as a homicide Police in the US have said they don’t suspect any foul play in the death of a man whose body was found in wrapped in plastic and rolled up in a rug. Nathan Millard’s body was discovered on March 6 near Scenic Highway in Baton […]

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The swimming-pool sized rock could hit the planet on Valentine’s Day Nasa has confirmed that an asteroid is has been tracking could hit our planet on Valentine’s Day 2046. The space agency has been tracking the ‘2023 DW’ asteroid which has a diameter of 50 metres. Earlier this month they said it had a one […]

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Warning: article contains details of sexual assault and injury that some readers may find upsetting

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‘Someone needs to update her IMDB profile ASAP’ Jennifer Coolidge has been left delighted after discovering she features in a gay porn film. The 61-year-old, best known for playing ‘Stifler’s mom’ in the American Pie films and more recently her role in White Lotus, said she “hadn’t laughed that hard in a long time” when […]

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A father died just hours have the funeral for his 23-year-old daughter, who fell from a nightclub balcony. Katie Davenport, 23, had jumped from a fire escape at Hey Amigos nightclub in Southport after becoming involved in an “altercation” during a night out with work colleagues, an inquest heard on Wednesday (March 9). The carer was moved to the […]

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She passed away in the early hours of Thursday morning Mystic Meg, one of the most famous astrologers in Britain, has passed away at the age of 80 following a short illness. The astrologer was known for her daily written horoscopes in the Sun – which she wrote for almost 23 years – and numerous […]

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Jake Paul has said he would be happy to fight Mayweather in a boxing match Jake Paul has claimed he was “jumped” by Floyd Mayweather and his entourage of “50 dudes” after they confronted the YouTuber following a basketball game. Last month, Jake suffered a split decision loss to Tommy Fury in Saudi Arabia and had been watching […]

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The discovery could lead to hyper efficient electricity grids and hovering trains A team of scientists say they have discovered a new superconductor material that could change the world of energy and electronics. Researchers from the University of Rochester say they have created a superconducting material that works at room temperature, a breakthrough that the […]

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She went viral after bragging about the marriage A woman who shared a video in which she claimed she married her ‘stepdad’ has revealed the truth about their relationship. After recently tying the knot in Las Vegas, besotted bride, Christy, broadcast her passionate first kiss with her groom moments after the pair exchanged vows. Christy […]

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Put that ice scraper down A video on social media has highlighted a button that de-ices your car windscreen in seconds – and most people had no idea it even existed. The trusty scraper is the go-to but somewhat taxing method of clearing the a frosty windscreen, but a TikTok account has revealed the simple […]

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It may be useful in the summer, but in winter it’s best not to touch the air recirculation button We’ve all been there. You’re running late one winter’s morning, you rush out to your car only to realise you’ve got a sheet of ice to scrape off the windscreen before you can go anywhere. In […]

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Use the de-icer and scraper instead We’ve all been there. You’re running late one winter’s morning, you get in your car and then remember you’ve got to wait another five minutes for your windscreen to defrost. However it turns out that if you leave your car engine running as you do this, you could end […]

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Fans had apparently been asking for the drink

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Reeves first played the role of John Wick in 2014

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It’s been labelled the ‘mother of all game shows’

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‘What the hell did I just watch!’

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The 20-year-old has undergone surgery for her injuries

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Musk accused the worker of using his muscular dystrophy as an ‘excuse’

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Tributes have been paid to the ‘cheeky, funny and precious’ youngster A seven-year-old boy died after being crushed in a car park after a rugby match whilst he was changing his boots. Alfie Tollett had just watched his brother play in a match at his local club, Plymstock Albion Oaks Rugby, and was putting his […]

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Has Gary gone into hiding? Jamie Carragher has said that Gary Neville has “cried off” from appearing on Sky Sports this evening for Monday Night Football. Tonight, Brentford take on Fulham in a west London derby. Carra and Neville are usually the classic combo for Sky Sports’ Monday night games, looking back on and analysing […]

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Police closed the shop and brought in sniffer dogs Wakey Wines has reportedly been subject to a police raid for Class A drugs. Owner Mohammad Azir Nazir took to the store’s TikTok account, which has nearly 750,000 followers, to show a document declaring that nothing had been found in his shop. The Wakefield business has […]

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The group of five had last been seen in the early hours of Saturday CCTV footage has captured the car a group of friends were travelling before three of them were found dead in a crash. Sophie Russon, 20, Eve Smith, 21, Darcy Ross, 21, Rafel Jeanne, 24, and Shane Loughlin, 32, were last seen […]

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A public Parole Hearing is taking place later today to decide if he is fit for release from prison Charles Bronson has got ideas about how he’s going to live the rest of his life if he is released from prison after almost 50 years behind bars. Bronson is one of the most notorious and […]

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He was the last surviving original member of the band Gary Rossington, one of the founders of legendary rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd, has passed away at the age of 71. The news was confirmed on the band’s Facebook page, with a cause of death yet to be given. The guitarist was the last surviving original […]

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Rogen has enlisted a star-studded cast Seth Rogen has announced a raft of big-name acting talent who are set to feature in the upcoming animation Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Rogen, who is serving as a producer for the remake of the cult-classic, made public the illustrious ensemble at Saturday’s Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards. Included in the […]

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She says her ex was her ‘most physically compatible satisfying lover’ A husband has revealed his wife’s dying wish is to sleep with her ex one last time. Taking to the relationship advice subreddit, the husband said he had “no one I can tell,” and  gave an insight into his wife’s condition and how the conversation […]

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‘It’s the ugliest fence in the world!’ Neighbour politics and relations can be a delicate balancing act. But one woman doesn’t seem to be too concerned by what her neighbours think, after she went ahead and put up a 100 foot fence around her front garden – all for her dog. Cindy Copley’s beloved Cocker […]

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It will be the show’s first series since 2013 Mrs Brown’s Boys is set to return to television screens with a four-episode mini series later this year. Few things can split the nation quite like Mrs Brown. Since it first aired in 2011, the show has become one of the most divisive comedies of recent years, […]

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‘Even Black people want to know how brown the baby going to be’ Chris Rock has taken aim at Meghan Markle in his new stand-up special, criticising her some of the things she said in her famous Oprah interview. The comedian slammed the Duchess of Sussex in his live Netflix stand-up special on Saturday night, in which […]

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‘If he was a Black rapper, he wouldn’t even make the list probably’ Grandmaster Melle Mel has claimed that Eminem would not make it onto lists ranking the greatest rappers of all time if he was Black. During a new interview with Art Of Dialogue, the lead vocalist of Grandmaster Flash And The Furious Five […]

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He was more than twice over the limit and had been smoking cannabis A drink-driver who killed a mum in one of “the worst hit-and-run cases ever seen” after he dragged her body 900 metres along a road has been jailed. Pierce Whelan, 35, was twice the drink-drive limit and had been smoking cannabis when […]

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Some have pulled Kaleb up on his technique Farmers have noticed an apparent ‘mistake’ Kaleb Cooper keeps making on Diddly Squat Farm. The second series of Clarkson’s Farm started streaming on February 10, and sees Clarkson return to his 1,000-acre Diddly Squat Farm in the Cotswolds alongside Lisa, Kaleb, Charlie and Gerald. It has been […]

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‘Who do you turn to when the chief of police is sexually harassing you?’ A police officer in the US who engaged in sexual acts with six colleagues has broken her silence on the scandal, claiming her bosses “took advantage of her vulnerabilities” and used it for “sexual pleasure.” Maegan Hall made headlines earlier this […]

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Tate has denied these reports Representatives for misogynistic influencer Andrew Tate have reportedly revealed he has a “dark spot on his lung” that is “most likely a tumour.” The 36-year-old former kickboxer-turned-influencer and his brother, Tristan Tate, are being detained in Romania on alleged rape and human trafficking offences since their arrest in December. Before his […]

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He was found guilty of voyeurism and disclosing private, sexual photographs and films in December Reality TV contestant Stephen Bear has been jailed for 21 months for sharing a private video of him having sex with his ex-partner. Bear, 33, shared CCTV footage of himself and Love Island star Georgia Harrison having sex, and uploaded […]

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Sorry, what? A poll of 2,000 women has ranked Jeremy Clarkson as the UK’s ‘sexiest man.’ The Diddly Squat Farm owner and Grand Tour host beat off competition from the likes of Idris Elba and Ryan Reynolds to the crown. IllicitEncounters.com, a dating site for extramarital affairs, asked 2,000 of its female members to score […]

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Spoiler alert: people die in apocalyptic series about deadly infection Viewers of The Last of Us are being left traumatised by the show’s ability to introduce a character that they rapidly grow attached to, only to then kill them off in the very same episode. In case you hadn’t guessed, we’re entering spoiler territory here. […]

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Time to quiz For absolutely no reason whatsoever, other than the fact I may finally have lost my mind, here is an intro in the style of Roy Batty’s ‘Tears in the rain’ monologue from Blade Runner, courtesy of ChatGPT: I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe. The pixels of online quizzes scattered like diamonds across […]

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Reports emerged earlier this week of an investigation into Hakimi PSG and Morocco footballer Achraf Hakimi has been charged with rape. On Monday, there were reports that French prosecutors had launched an investigation into the full-back over the alleged rape of a 24-year-old woman. She is said to have accused the Moroccan international of raping her […]

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‘I’ve never learned so much’ Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex Camila Morrone has spoken about how she’s “starting to feel like a woman” after turning 25 and following her highly-publicised breakup with the actor. Model-turned-actor Morrone marked her 25th birthday in June, and says she has never learned so much as she has in the period since. […]

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Emily Eavis has blamed the music industry for a lack of viable female headliners The first wave of artists for Glastonbury 2023 have been announced, including a trio of all-male, all-white headliners. Elton John had already been confirmed as the Sunday night headliner in December last year, but now festival organiser Emily Eavis has revealed […]

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And they won’t be falling from planes… A self-proclaimed time traveller apparently from the year 2671 has warned seven people will “mysteriously fall from the sky” in June. Eno Alaric – who goes by @radianttimetraveller on TikTok – has made a number of baseless predictions about the future. In his latest daft video shared with his 84,500 (?!) […]

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