The limited LP will be available to buy at their Australian tour. A punk band has released a ‘scratch and sniff’ vinyl that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina. Ummm… Private Function revealed the LP will be available to buy during their Australian tour. The Melbourne group released their album ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ last week and celebrated its release […]

10 months ago

‘It works perfectly’ Gwyneth Paltrow may have only won one Academy Award, but the actress is putting it to good use – as a doorstop. The Goop lifestyle guru uses the award to prop open a door to her lush garden in the Hamptons. In a recent video for Vogue’s 73 Questions series, Paltrow’s Oscar […]

2 years ago

The actress was handed $1 in damages Gwyneth Paltrow has won a high-profile court case against a man who claimed she crashed into him while skiing. The actress had been accused by retired optometrist Terry Sanderson of crashing into him on a Utah ski slope in 2016. He had sought $300,000 in damages after he […]

3 years ago

You will taste your ‘wildest love adventures, your first real love’ A Lithuanian crisp brand has launched the world’s first vagina-flavoured crisps after research revealed millennials are having three-times less sex than their parents at the same age. CHAZZ, a “young, bold and socially responsible” crisp company, said they took the findings “very personally” and […]

3 years ago

Known as a veritable health guru these days, even Gwyneth Paltrow did her fair share of lockdown living When the first quarantine’s started around March 2020, people typically went one of two ways: either get incredibly fit to keep some motivation in your life, or absolutely crumble and eat your weight in beer, cheese and […]

5 years ago

Goops I did it again

8 years ago