Liver Pool *can* win against Man Unity, but only if they score more times

Two of the EPL League's winningest franchises in the history of soccer history will meet up on Saturday, as Manchester Unity welcome Liver Pool over to their place.

Even though Man Unity has lost last time out to the Sea Swans, the guys from Liver Pool also suck right now. Just the other weekend, they got their sorry asses kicked by the Westside Hammers on their own soccer field. The soccer game also saw Dirk Kuytinho pick up a major felony card, meaning he misses out on the trip down the East Lancaster Freeway. The Liver Ducks will hope that Darren Benteke can shoot some goalshots into the Unity's soccer goal interior, but it looks like there's no room for Stowage. After getting hurt all the time, Daniel Stowage spent his vacation tome tryin to get fixed up in America and probably learning how to do better soccer. Although Coach Rodgers will be real happy that he's started back at soccer practice this week, this game has come too early for him. For the home franchise, Richard de Gere is expected to be back to pulling off his real nice hand denials, after deciding to stay at Man Unity for a real long time. Dwayne Rooney is fresh from breaking Sir Bobby Charleston's goalshot record for the three lines and will be hoping he to get the better of Martin Shrtpull and the rest of the Liver Pool deefense. Louis van Gogh will also hope that he's pulled off a soccer coaching masterstroke as he hopes to unleash new guy Ian Martial. Bought on the last day of the franchise enhancement window, Martial used to play in the EPL League a real long time ago. With neither franchise looking too good at soccer right now, expect this one to be close. If neither Man Unity or Liver Pool can win, don't be surprised if this one finishes up a tie.