Hilarity ensues in American football game after everyone forgets how to catch (Vine)

If ever a clip needed the Benny Hill music in the background, it's this.

A quarterback fumbles the ball? No biggie, it happens. Someone else follows suit? Weird, but it wouldn't be the first time. But when a third and then a fourth player can't gather the loose ball, we can't help but ask whether someone's greased the ball before kickoff. The only way it could be funnier is if one of the teams involved was named after an especially slippery animal? What? It was the Miami Dolphins? This is almost too perfect.