Bob Bradley will make the Seaswans the winningest franchise in England

This soccer season has sucked for fans of Seaswans City.

The aquabird-named franchise has not done too good in the English EPL League so far, losing a whole bunch of games and looking like they're gonna go get their asses relegationized if they don't do some better deefense real soon. [caption id="attachment_91856" align="alignnone" width="3000"] Some real mad Seaswans player goes insane at one of his teammates for being a soccerdouche[/caption] Not even England Soccer Club could put a smile on Seaswans fans' faces last week, with the Three Lines finding it real tough to beat a couple of countries that probably don't even exist in their World Cup Cup qualificization games. But while Dwayne Rooney's ass was sipping on Gatorade in the British sub shack, something awesome was happening for the Seaswans. [caption id="attachment_91857" align="aligncenter" width="4780"] Some Seaswans players win some kinda cup back in the old days[/caption] After their last soccer coach got his ass fired before the international fall break, Seaswans owners made their franchise genuine contenders for the EPL League World Championship by hiring Bob Bradley, one of the winningest soccer coaches in the world. Coach Bradley, who many guys expected to take a job at the Manchester Unity in the summer, heads to England after coaching soccer in a whole bunch of other places, including the 'most humongous job in soccer' as the coach of the USMNT between 2006-2011. He's the first American former MLS coach to make the step down to the EPL, making this a pretty big deal in Britain. [caption id="attachment_91858" align="alignnone" width="4680"] Coach Bradley takes some time out on a some steps or something[/caption] Having quit his job at some French franchise in France, Bradley will now try to make the Seaswans go score more goalshots than their opponents in their next games. If they do, they should start winning way more. His first game in charge of the Seaswans sees them hit the road to play London Arsenal, another franchise to have benefited from their American owners. This won't be an easy start out game for Bradley, and you can bet your ass that Arsenal Wenger, coach of the Soccer Cannons, will be tryna get the win over his more experienced opponent on the day. But as you British guys often say: the cream always rises to the top of the pile. Expect Seaswans to be flying high by the time summer rolls around.