“Alright. We come to an understanding, or one of us doesn’t leave here alive”
Many things have happened this week, but the only one that matters is Coleen Rooney outing herself as the single greatest detective of our generation.
With just a simple statement, the world descended into celebrity beef chaos and our timelines were flooded with some truly remarkable memes that will withstand the test of time.
Now that the dust has settled, there’s very little else that can be added to the discourse. Not until we get a three-part documentary series next summer, but that’s ages away.
So let’s just kill some time between now and then with this ridiculous quiz: Who said it – Coleen Rooney or Jessica Fletcher?
Good luck!
