JOE's Quotes of the Week - July 2, 2015
Bailouts...new adventures...tuna casserole. It could only be JOE's Quotes of the Week.
"If a man is scared for his life, we cannot force him to step inside and face me" – Conor McGregor, on the news that Jose Aldo had dropped out of the pair’s upcoming UFC bout.
“James Gunn is the future…he’s a genius” - Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn reading from a script that star Chris Pratt made him recite word-for-word.
“I hope you will remember our history and understand it is time for me to begin a new adventure” – Petr Cech’s message to Chelsea fans upon his move to Arsenal.
Practiced for one last time at Wimbledon with one of my idols @lleytonhewitt today😥 anyone else going to miss his ccccccmonnssssss?!
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) June 27, 2015
“We've been thinking about it for quite a long time but wanted it to be just right and on a large scale just like planning our touring concert productions.” Sir Mick Jagger, on the Rolling Stones’ new career-spanning presentation ‘Exhibitionism’
"We're Sweden - the rest can just go home!" – a pumped-up Swedish under-21 striker John Guidetti after his country’s 4-1 victory over Denmark
“It has become clear to the club that fundamental differences in perspective exist between us,” – statement from the Leicester City board following the dismissal of manager Nigel Pearson
California Gov says yes to poisoning more children with mercury and aluminum in manditory vaccines. This corporate fascist must be stopped.
— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) July 1, 2015
"While all the posturing is going on, then it's easy for the politicians to forget that. I just thought, sod it, I'll have a crack." – Thom Feeney, the no-nonsense Yorkshireman attempting to crowdfund a solution to the Greek debt crisis.
"Making no sense and it don't really matter though, eating any rapper like I'm eating tuna casserole” – one of the bizarre lines from Shia LaBeouf’s freestyle rap.
Thank you everyone for making it such a wonderful festival. The best yet. Safe journey home and see you next year!
— Emily Eavis (@emilyeavis) June 29, 2015