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02nd Jul 2015

JOE’s Quotes of the Week – July 2, 2015


Bailouts…new adventures…tuna casserole. It could only be JOE’s Quotes of the Week.

“If a man is scared for his life, we cannot force him to step inside and face me” – Conor McGregor, on the news that Jose Aldo had dropped out of the pair’s upcoming UFC bout.

“James Gunn is the future…he’s a genius” – Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn reading from a script that star Chris Pratt made him recite word-for-word.–wY

“I hope you will remember our history and understand it is time for me to begin a new adventure” – Petr Cech’s message to Chelsea fans upon his move to Arsenal.

“We’ve been thinking about it for quite a long time but wanted it to be just right and on a large scale just like planning our touring concert productions.” Sir Mick Jagger, on the Rolling Stones’ new career-spanning presentation ‘Exhibitionism’

“We’re Sweden – the rest can just go home!” – a pumped-up Swedish under-21 striker John Guidetti after his country’s 4-1 victory over Denmark

“It has become clear to the club that fundamental differences in perspective exist between us,” – statement from the Leicester City board following the dismissal of manager Nigel Pearson

“While all the posturing is going on, then it’s easy for the politicians to forget that. I just thought, sod it, I’ll have a crack.” – Thom Feeney, the no-nonsense Yorkshireman attempting to crowdfund a solution to the Greek debt crisis.

“Making no sense and it don’t really matter though, eating any rapper like I’m eating tuna casserole” – one of the bizarre lines from Shia LaBeouf’s freestyle rap.