Bailouts...new adventures...tuna casserole. It could only be JOE's Quotes of the Week.
"If a man is scared for his life, we cannot force him to step inside and face me" – Conor McGregor, on the news that
Jose Aldo had dropped out of the pair’s upcoming UFC bout.
“James Gunn is the future…he’s a genius” - Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn reading from a script that star
Chris Pratt made him recite word-for-word.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gh5zhW--wY
“I hope you will remember our history and understand it is time for me to begin a new adventure” – Petr Cech’s message to Chelsea fans upon
his move to Arsenal.
https://twitter.com/andy_murray/status/614863196759945216
“We've been thinking about it for quite a long time but wanted it to be just right and on a large scale just like planning our touring concert productions.” Sir Mick Jagger, on the Rolling Stones’
new career-spanning presentation ‘Exhibitionism’
"We're Sweden - the rest can just go home!" – a pumped-up Swedish under-21 striker John Guidetti after his country’s 4-1 victory over Denmark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klAlXONjK5M
“It has become clear to the club that fundamental differences in perspective exist between us,” – statement from the Leicester City board following
the dismissal of manager Nigel Pearson
https://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/616049450243338240
"While all the posturing is going on, then it's easy for the politicians to forget that. I just thought, sod it, I'll have a crack." – Thom Feeney, the no-nonsense Yorkshireman
attempting to crowdfund a solution to the Greek debt crisis.
"Making no sense and it don't really matter though, eating any rapper like I'm eating tuna casserole” – one of the bizarre lines from Shia LaBeouf’s freestyle rap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3reOzLRCVU
https://twitter.com/emilyeavis/status/615502668581203968
