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Published 22:01 18 Aug 2016 BST
Updated 22:31 18 Aug 2016 BST

"A friend of mine, a housemistress at a leading public school, loves her job: the teaching; the big, rent-free Georgian house; the subsidised education for her daughters. "There are only two drawbacks. In the evenings, she feels like an undercover cop, listening for sounds of naughtiness from the 60 girls who live on the other side of her sitting room wall. "And then there are the evening phone calls – when pushy parents ring up and ask her why young Caroline did so badly in her exams. "What my friend can never say is: "I'm afraid Caroline's just a bit of a thicko." That's not the answer the parents are paying £25,000 a year to hear."

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