This hilarious McDonald's drive-thru guy is the most Essex man we've ever heard

Everyone likes service with a smile.

But it turns out that people fucking love service with a thick Essex accent and some jaunty catchphrases thrown in for good measure. Someone ordering food at a McDonald's drive thru in TOWIE's home county might just have found the most Essex bloke on earth. They captured footage of the exchange with the guy manning the McDonald's drive thru telecom and it's a classic. Not only is he the most Essex man alive, he could quite possibly be the happiest man alive too...and sounds like a cross between Del Boy Trotter, with his pidgin French and Spanish, and the great Joey Essex. When the guy in the drive through asks for a double cheeseburger, the chirpy voice pipe up "Oh ho! The Michael Bublè doublè cheese.' You can hear everyone in the car pissing themselves laughing. Then he says 'Nawty! Set me up with Numero Dos' followed by a "See you at the next window. Safe journey. Bon Voyage." We're just so happy that this chap exists and that he clearly absolutely bloody loves his job... https://twitter.com/MadeManJama/status/762317696927207424

It was the catchphrases that killed people...

https://twitter.com/BobBatsford/status/762350253978816512 https://twitter.com/ConnorWood_/status/762616240670146560 https://twitter.com/akaBashh/status/762967757512142848 https://twitter.com/Danimcbride_/status/762968347243872256 https://twitter.com/DRGM469/status/763109508306636803 https://twitter.com/In_A_Minett/status/763383517476712448

And there was mad love for Essex...

https://twitter.com/xfreyavx/status/763446175928348672 https://twitter.com/CraigReeves11/status/762990660320395264 https://twitter.com/akaBashh/status/762968897121312768 https://twitter.com/meljeansmith/status/762429750283345920

Someone people imagined if it actually was Joey Essex working at Maccies...

https://twitter.com/whattheflight_/status/762717570915045376 https://twitter.com/whattheflight_/status/762724071973019648 https://twitter.com/whattheflight_/status/762724989988704256

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