The greatest gift you could ever give a bacon lover is here…

Bacon is the food of the Gods, there's no doubt about that.

We'd eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner if we could. We'd never hear a bad word said about this porcine ambrosia, and if we did we'd certainly say "wash your bloody mouth out." Well, now you can...with bacon flavoured toothpaste, no less... This meaty tooth cleaner is a massive treat for bacon lovers everywhere - and you don't have to just save it for that special occasion. You can use it every day and have the taste of bacon on your lips morning and night. What a way to celebrate National Bacon Day. It is a real product, available online at Amazon for under £6. It's an incredible achievement, one that deserves celebrating almost as much as bacon itself but the combination of the two is surely enough for now. Who knows some time in the future there very well could be a bacon toothpaste day.