Flood water is raging through homes in the north west, David Cameron tried and failed to connect with modern society with 'You ain't no Muslim bruv'.
Meanwhile a 'blue-haired woman' attempted to talk a fox down from a Pizza Hut window ledge in St Argyle.
https://twitter.com/Teacakeman/status/673845529512681472
Unfortunately we have no idea whether she succeeded in becoming a fox whisperer as the person who tweeted the story was staying tight-lipped on the story.
https://twitter.com/Teacakeman/status/673855812406788098
https://twitter.com/Teacakeman/status/673857419659866114
https://twitter.com/Teacakeman/status/673892530107346948
Exactly the kind of content we use twitter for...