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Published 16:05 3 Feb 2017 GMT

"I’m here with my good friend David Cameron from England, the ex-Prime Minister," Schwarzenegger says.
"I’m here with the governor, he did a great job, and I’ll be back," quips Cameron.
This isn't a particularly incisive piece of commentary, but laaaaaaaame. Everyone does "I'll be back". For once we'd like to see a former head of government look directly into a camera and scream "IT'S NOT A TUMOUURRRR".
We don't know what Cameron means when he says he'll be back, but no one's on their knees crying out for his return. Also, we don't know if Arnie is running some kind of special Snapchat filter, but Cameron's already massive head looks even massiver in this video.
Arnie has never won an Oscar, but he deserves one for managing to fit Cameron's head on the screen. His forehead is almost exactly the same length as the rest of his face, and more swollen than a bladder full of piss. He looks like a greased suckling pig.
Anyway, enough bashing the former PM, he's done all the damage he can do. The current one, on the other hand...
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