It's common knowledge that Amazon review writers are among the most special snowflakes of our generation. Often providing us with unbridled comic genius, other times making us all weep dearly for humanity, reading those reviews is a wild ride.
What if we could write Amazon reviews for everyday occurrences, like going to the supermarket, attending a friend's wedding or cleaning the house? It'd entertain us for a while, sure, but the inevitability of our impending mortality would likely creep in shortly after.
Anyway, here's some Amazon reviews of everyday occurrences.
New research has lifted the lid on how Brits operate after dark A new study has pinpointed the exact time most Brits go to bed – and the results might surprise you. Despite the rise of late-night scrolling, binge-watching and after-hours work, the research suggests Britain still maintains a relatively early bedtime compared with the […]
‘More efficient than an oven’ Amazon has dropped the price of a best-selling Ninja air fryer as part of its Spring Deal Days sale. If you’re looking for your first air fryer, or want to upgrade your current one then this compact but mighty model from Ninja might be ideal. Usually priced at £99, the […]
How much is too much? Masturbation is actually good for you in most cases, contrary to popular belief, according to sex experts. It was once a highly stigmatised and secretive topic but in 2026, when it comes to health and wellbeing, masturbation is a pretty normal topic of conversation. In the past, experts have weighed […]