‘Cats cannot live on nudes alone’
OnlyFans performers who make a living selling erotic content are pleading for people to follow them – so they can continue feeding their beloved pets.
Out of pocket stars Savannah Solo and Ethereal Weirdo have urged people to abandon their new year’s resolutions of giving up X-rated content, as it is impacted their incomes, the Daily Star reported.
Savannah pleaded with her 400,000 followers on Twitter to rejoin her on the subscription platform and view her content as she has pets to feed.
“Hey can y’all ditch your ‘no porn’ New Years Resolutions already??? Or do y’all really feel like you need to wait until Valentine’s Day??? Cuz I got nudes to share and 4 cats to feed,” she wrote.
Hey can y’all ditch your “no porn” New Years Resolutions already??? Or do y’all really feel like you need to wait until Valentine’s Day??? Cuz I got nudes to share and 4 cats to feed
— Savannah Solo (@savannah_solo) January 20, 2022
https://twitter.com/EtherealWeirdo/status/1484232707316006922
Ethereal replied: “Same but 5 cats, 7 dogs, 12 snakes, 8 lizards, and 2 tortoises.” People who saw the tweets couldn’t resist making jokes about their situation, with one saying: “Cats cannot live on nudes alone.”
Fans were quick to make the obvious dirty jokes, while one replied: “Cats cannot live on nudes alone.”
Others however, took Savannah’s concern more seriously and questioned why people wanted to stop subscribing to adult material.
“No porn January and no nut November? Why is any sex based month about abstinence. How about we get BDSM March where people can experiment with the scene without judgement (not from those already in the scene who don’t judge already, but those who think sex should be missionary).”
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