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04th Aug 2015

Car for sale after vandals spray seven-foot penis on it (NSFW)

JOE

Anyone looking for a smart little run around?

At just £200 for a Ford Fiesta with 67,000 miles on the clock, surely this must be worth a look? Granted, the paintwork may need some work.

When vandals decide to use your car as a canvas to demonstrate their artistic flair, it’s understandably very annoying and might make you think twice about driving it.

When it’s a seven-foot penis they’ve lovingly sprayed onto your ride, it’s a little more disconcerting…

cock

It seems for this poor owner, the hassle and cost of getting a respray clearly wasn’t worth it.

Any takers for the dickmobile?

Cheers to Lawrence Kidd for sending this in.