20 of the funniest tweets you might have missed in June
Big up Junes Brown and Sarpong!
June was another strong month over on Twitter dot com, with users surpassing themselves in terms of producing some of the funniest tweets in existence.
Topics discussed this month included the Aladdin magazine's worthy cover star, quite a lot of Love Island memes, the correct way to use toilet paper, the origins of physics, how to stay safe during the heatwave and many, many more.
If you've failed to make this month's list, don't be disheartened, your time will come. Simply be funnier.
In no particular order, here's 20 of the funniest tweets you might have scrolled past this month, you silly sausage.
::takes out Invisalign:: https://t.co/NZnbHgBuOv
— Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) June 4, 2019
Does your child want a ball pit but you’re worried about all those garish primary colours interfering with your careful neutral aesthetic? Have we got a solution for you, you absolute psychopath pic.twitter.com/NzRZZkSVhx
— James Kelleher (@etienneshrdlu) June 4, 2019
dr: we had to remove your colon
Gonna make you mine better get in line 3,5,7,9 https://t.co/L8RhpQtYLu
— Danny Mcloughlin (@dannymccomedy) June 5, 2019
— Shannon (@shanlapx) June 6, 2019
GUESS WHO MADE THE COVER OF ALADDIN THIS MONTH!!! pic.twitter.com/Qu2Q8jGmjG
— Pat Byrne (@1800PATBYRNE) June 9, 2019
I have to rate the self belief of the IT guy who cancelled my service request, remotely controlled my computer and is now (accidentally?) allowing me to watch him google how to fix the issue
— charlotte (@charlotte_gggg) June 12, 2019
Airport customs: “do you have anything to declare?”
1940’s southern Belle: “Why yes I most certainly do”
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) June 12, 2019
If you do it right you can eat toilet paper and not have to wipe
— Zach Cherry (@zachcherrygmail) June 13, 2019
ROOMMATE: you need to do the dishes
ME: [just started Mad Men] what makes a sink a sink? Care? Attention? No. *puts out cigarette* Experience.
*reveals poster that says The Dishes: Let’s Just Leave Them Like That*
— graham ross techler (@gr8h8m_t3chl3r) June 13, 2019
these are the only jokes in like 90% of movies now pic.twitter.com/Qap6VJIK6O
— Nicole Silverberg (@nsilverberg) June 16, 2019
I miss James Gandolfini. Not least because his last name means “small wizard”.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 19, 2019
teenager whose entire personality is being colourblind pic.twitter.com/KE4KIQZ7OS
— nathan foad (@nathan_foad) June 9, 2019
It's only physics if it's from the Physique region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling math
— Anna Hughes ☃️ (@AnnaGHughes) June 22, 2019
All your family look gorgeous, what a lovely tribute x https://t.co/7gE5S4Gaer
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) June 24, 2019
"Street! Street! Street!" pic.twitter.com/1Yd4G0Uy9T
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) June 24, 2019
Sound advice pic.twitter.com/9rmk68XhgS
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) June 27, 2019
Last night I learned that lobsters are only red when cooked. Which means Sebastian in Little Mermaid might have been dead the whole time. It was a ghost lobster that was singing that cheerful song. Good morning
— bolu babalola (@BeeBabs) June 22, 2019
It's amazing that a giant ball of hot gas 150 million km away has the power to stick my sack to my inner thigh
— Shane (@brilliantshane) June 27, 2019
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