Big up Junes Brown and Sarpong!
June was another strong month over on Twitter dot com, with users surpassing themselves in terms of producing some of the funniest tweets in existence.
Topics discussed this month included the Aladdin magazine’s worthy cover star, quite a lot of Love Island memes, the correct way to use toilet paper, the origins of physics, how to stay safe during the heatwave and many, many more.
If you’ve failed to make this month’s list, don’t be disheartened, your time will come. Simply be funnier.
In no particular order, here’s 20 of the funniest tweets you might have scrolled past this month, you silly sausage.
1.
::takes out Invisalign:: https://t.co/NZnbHgBuOv
— Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) June 4, 2019
2.
Does your child want a ball pit but you’re worried about all those garish primary colours interfering with your careful neutral aesthetic? Have we got a solution for you, you absolute psychopath pic.twitter.com/NzRZZkSVhx
— James Kelleher (@etienneshrdlu) June 4, 2019
3.
dr: we had to remove your colon
me why
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) June 5, 2019
4.
Gonna make you mine better get in line 3,5,7,9 https://t.co/L8RhpQtYLu
— Danny Mcloughlin (@dannymccomedy) June 5, 2019
5.
How your Mam sits waiting for you to open the present she said she wasn’t getting you. #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/aLNgb2ITt1
— 🦋shan (@shanlapx) June 6, 2019
6.
GUESS WHO MADE THE COVER OF ALADDIN THIS MONTH!!! pic.twitter.com/Qu2Q8jGmjG
— Pat Byrne (@1800PATBYRNE) June 9, 2019
7.
I have to rate the self belief of the IT guy who cancelled my service request, remotely controlled my computer and is now (accidentally?) allowing me to watch him google how to fix the issue
— charlotte (@charlotte_gggg) June 12, 2019
8.
Airport customs: “do you have anything to declare?”
1940’s southern Belle: “Why yes I most certainly do”
— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) June 12, 2019
9.
If you do it right you can eat toilet paper and not have to wipe
— Zach Cherry (@zachcherrygmail) June 13, 2019
10.
ROOMMATE: you need to do the dishes
ME: [just started Mad Men] what makes a sink a sink? Care? Attention? No. *puts out cigarette* Experience.
*reveals poster that says The Dishes: Let’s Just Leave Them Like That*
— graham techler (@gr8h8m_t3chl3r) June 13, 2019
11.
https://twitter.com/nsilverberg/status/1140300647922831361
12.
I miss James Gandolfini. Not least because his last name means “small wizard”.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 19, 2019
13.
teenager whose entire personality is being colourblind pic.twitter.com/KE4KIQZ7OS
— nathan foad (@nathan_foad) June 9, 2019
14.
https://twitter.com/adolfc18/status/1141434446417137665
15.
It's only physics if it's from the Physique region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling math
— Anna Hughes 🇵🇸 (@AnnaGHughes) June 22, 2019
16.
All your family look gorgeous, what a lovely tribute x https://t.co/7gE5S4Gaer
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) June 24, 2019
17.
"Street! Street! Street!" pic.twitter.com/1Yd4G0Uy9T
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) June 24, 2019
18.
Sound advice pic.twitter.com/9rmk68XhgS
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) June 27, 2019
19.
Last night I learned that lobsters are only red when cooked. Which means Sebastian in Little Mermaid might have been dead the whole time. It was a ghost lobster that was singing that cheerful song. Good morning
— Bolu Babalola is technically on leave 🍯&🌶 (@BeeBabs) June 22, 2019
20.
It's amazing that a giant ball of hot gas 150 million km away has the power to stick my sack to my inner thigh
— Shane Clifford (@brilliantshane) June 27, 2019
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