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7th August 2017
12:12pm BST

Unfortunately the 'Fire-starters' don't include Wing Roulette or All Together Now, but you can't complain: you're getting free chicken! What better way to celebrate your amazing results/try to forget your shocking results/shrug at your entirely average results with than some free chicken? And then, with your free chicken in your belly and your results in your hand, you can enter the world as an adult. Savour the taste of the chicken, because that's the last good thing that's going to happen. Just kidding. Or are we? It's hard to know when you're this jaded.