Man left with chronic back pain after trying to suck own penis one too many times

He had an urgent warning for other men looking to master the art

A bloke has been left struggling with chronic back pain after trying to master that long-rumoured yet rarely achieved feat of being able to suck yourself off. Every man has thought about it but let's be honest: no man has arguably ever gone to such lengths to make it happen. Sadly for this guy in particular, his most recent efforts to succeed in the art of auto-fellatio did not pay off but instead left him with crippling back pain. Posting on Reddit's 'Today I F**ked Up' page, the anonymous man revealed how during his latest attempt to suck himself off, he heard a "crack" - something that's rarely a great sign, regardless of your intentions. He wrote: "One day as usual, getting ready to do my thing, I did stretches so I can be more elastic, you know. "I was doing my thing until suddenly I heard a really bad crack in my back. "At the moment I heard the crack I had an immense pain in all parts of my back. Couldn't stand up, couldn't even move an inch of my body. "I literally felt paralyzed." What started as a lighthearted moment of self-pleasure soon turned very sinister. The guy had to sit on his bed for about 2o minutes before he got any feeling back in his body. He then had to drag himself into the kitchen to get some pain relief medication, which did improve his situation to some extent. Sadly, the man said he has been left with "chronic back pain ever since" and has felt sheepish about telling people the real reason why. He wrote: "Whenever someone asks me how I hurt my back I tell them I hurt myself while exercising.