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14th Dec 2016

18 awful cracker jokes that are so bad they might actually ruin Christmas

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? An egg.

Rich Cooper

1. Oh god

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Photo: @FriesianPerry

2. Really? Really?

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Photo: @SGWORLD

3. *winces*

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Photo: @KatharineMerry

4. That’s just appalling

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Photo: @wilsonagri

5. True, but still bad

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Photo: @baylissrally

6. Make it stop

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Photo: @rexyedventures

7. There’s eleven more of these to go

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Photo: @almostgingr

8. I think my brainstem just shut itself off

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Photo: @kirstygoodMSE

9. This actually hurts now

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Photo: @lil_ms_tina

10. Barely even qualifies as a joke

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Photo: @jennygettingold

11. Stop it, stop it now

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Photo: @Martha_C6

12. Uggghhhhhh

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Photo: @jt24uk

13. Please, I can’t take any more of this

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Photo: @willhowells

14. Is Christmas over yet?

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Photo: @PaulRuss2012

15. Lalalala can’t hear you *stuffs party hats in ears*

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Photo: @borleyrose

16. Someone call the UN, this is torture

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Photo: @smallbagel

17. Stick a fork in me, this turkey is done

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Photo: @elenacresci

18. It’s over. Christmas, that is. There’s no more Christmas now

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Photo: @emporio_jarmani