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28th February 2018
09:23am GMT

The experiment occurred on the show 100 Years Younger in 21 Days an attempt to reverse the ageing process on some minor celebrities - including Ryder, someone from Emmerdale, an astronomer (?) and presenter Roy Walker, who describing the intrusion as "feeling like a garden hose".
Did I have to include that quote? No. Not at all. But again, here we are.
The process is meant to work by stimulating the liver and producing glutathione, which is a naturally occurring anti-oxidant said to reduce wrinkles. Whether the benefit of appearing slightly less wrinkly is outweighed by the definite negative of having two-and-a-half litres of coffee flood your colon, directly via the backdoor, remains to be seen.
During the procedure the musician unsurprisingly let out a flurry of "naughty words" as he faced the dreaded tube, after which he had to hold the coffee for five gruelling minutes before he was allowed to relieve himself.
Upon going to the toilet he was heard saying the immortal words: “Here we go. Oooh, Jesus! Oh my God. It’s like milking a cow."
Presumably, he just wanted everyone to stop twisting his colon, man.
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