Jeremy Clarkson ready for a car show comeback…but not Top Gear

We knew it wouldn't be long before Jeremy Clarkson was back behind the wheel.

Just weeks after Clarkson was sacked by BBC bosses over the notorious 'fracas', it looks like he's raring to go on a new car show. But it won't be Top Gear. Even he admits he's p*ssed on those chips now. But onwards and upwards, as they say. "I have lost my baby but I shall create another," Clarkson told the Sunday Times. "I don't know who the other parent will be or what the baby will look like, but I cannot sit around any more organising my photograph album." Whatever he gives man-birth to, we hope it has lots of fast cars, wacky features and near-the-knuckle Clarkson bluster. And if he asks for a hot meal, please just indulge him... (H/T Sunday Times)