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21st Sep 2018

Jack Black has finally got a Hollywood Walk of Fame star and he’s very pleased about it

Kyle Picknell

“I love you all so much… except for Donald Trump”

Jack Black celebrated being added onto the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Tuesday in typically exuberant fashion: by writhing around his new star in a sea of seductive poses.

The School of Rock star told the crowd how grateful he was for the honour, before going on to make the most of the opportunity and calling current US President Donald Trump “a piece of shit”.

Black told those in attendance: “I’ve wanted one of these things for so long. Since I was a kid I thought, ‘Oh man, if you get one of those stars on the sidewalk that means you’ve made it.’ And I feel like I’ve finally grasped that sweet brass ring.”

“I’m here to announce my retirement,” Black added to the crowd, who began mock-booing.

“I got the thing! Why continue? I’ve made it. I love you all so much.

“Except for Donald Trump. He’s a piece of shit! Peace out, love you!”

Trump, meanwhile, recently had his own star destroyed with a pickaxe. For the second time. And the person who did it the first time paid the bail of the second guy. And now it has been permanently removed. SAD!

More trouble than they are worth, it seems. Well, if people think you are a “piece of shit” that is.

Just to wrap things up, here’s the scene I think pushed Black over the edge, in terms of becoming worthy of a star.

Lovely stuff.