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Published 09:13 30 Apr 2019 BST
Updated 09:21 30 Apr 2019 BST

Jon Snow. The man who killed one of the White Walkers in hand-to-hand combat. The man who is one of only two living humans in Westeros to fly an actual fucking dragon. The man who was killed and came back to fucking life for God's sake.
He is faced with death, with scorching blue flames, and his decision, his buzzer beater shot, is to stand with his arms by his side and scream in the dragon's face like someone who has just shat themselves.
Were it not for his younger sister, he would now be a pile of cold ash, with only the echoes of his screams remaining, but somehow this stupid asshole is still alive.
What happens now is anyone's guess. Jon (the rightful king of the Seven Kingdoms) may help Dany fight Cersei and they may live happily ever after in King's Landing, but he will always be the dumb fuck who tried to stop a dragon by shouting at it.
Like someone who has shat themselves, he should never be allowed to forget it.Explore more on these topics:
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