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24th October 2018
06:34pm BST

To further emphasise how much this suspected criminal doesn't look like Ross Geller, I've added him to some iconic Friends scenes, for clarity.
Ideally, the CCTV image appears to have been taken using a baked potato, which only adds to the confirmation that this geezer looks nothing like Ross from Friends.
Behold the definitive proof that this viral suspect is not, under any circumstances, Ross Geller.
"The cameras are coming. Stay loose"
"MY FAJITAS"
"Ross, you've got to do something about the humping"
"Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees"
"The lotion and the powder have made a paste"
"Well, I did leave the gel on a little longer than it said to..."
"It's what the Japanese call Unagi"
"It sounds like the dying cat parade"
"Who, me? I'M FINE"
"Sounds terrific. Really bitching"
"I have an oily T-zone"
"PIVOT"
Fronds?
Curveball: After examining the above evidence, it transpires that the suspect is indeed Ross Geller. Stay woke.
Fronds.
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