Have some decorum Laurel
It was all happening in Emmerdale last night which, when you think about it, is quite like every other night on Emmerdale.
A car crash, a “near death experience” and some zesty snogging. Let’s unpack things in chronological order.
Jimmy’s driving but he’s got to take a call because business. He routes it to the hands free, naturellement, and spins the car around after learning he has some, er, unfinished business.
But careless Jimmy reverses into Laurel, sending her sprawling across the asphalt. Stupid, stupid Jimmy!
Apparently unconscious, Laurel’s friends rushed to her aid and she was whisked off to A&E where viewers’ worries were seemingly confirmed when Jimmy emerged sobbing.
Then lusty Bob shows up, fearing the worst. Fear not lusty Bob, Laurel emerges with only a broken arm. Tis a scratch, nothing but a flesh wound.
Life’s great aphrodisiac (a near death experience) kicks in – cut to Laurel and Bob vigorously tonguing each other.
And the fans are pure raging about it.
When I broke my arm I was in hospital for a day…..Laurel breaks it and she's out within an hour….fuck off #emmerdale
— Paul Gibbons (@funkygibbons) March 1, 2018
https://twitter.com/Tracey__S__/status/969293729969463296
Brenda deserves so much better than that – absolutely hate what Bob and Laurel are doing 😯 #Emmerdale
— Karen Milne (@karenmilne63) March 1, 2018
Oh yay, more Bob and Laurel… said no one ever #emmerdale
— Matt (@MattPhiJo) March 1, 2018
https://twitter.com/Tullelover/status/969474009829199872
The sooner @Emmerdale realise this Bob/Laurel affair SL is a dud the better! They DO NOT work! It's had a massive negative reaction and is absolutely awful! And for the love of god can we give it a rest with the cheating?! #Emmerdale
— Brokenspell (@brokenspell77) March 1, 2018
Seriously #Emmerdale! Laurel's fall from being hit by Jimmy's car was terrible! 🤣🤣🤣 I've had harder fucking falls on a bouncy castle!
— Brokenspell (@brokenspell77) March 1, 2018
Does literally ANYBODY give a stuff about Bob and Laurel? #emmerdale
— thegirl20 (@the_girl_twenty) March 1, 2018
I don't think that's how you heal Laurel's broken arm, Bob 😄 @emmerdale #emmerdale
— Bella (@ziabell) March 1, 2018
https://twitter.com/WeLoveEmmerdale/status/969293256344440832
