It’s over mate
Love Island‘s doctor Alex was seemingly invincible. Despite acting like an all-round total cuck most of the time, he was still largely liked. Despite every transgression, every misdemeanour, he was forgiven. Viewed as twee, a nice guy, not an emotionally manipulative little shite.
It would appear that his antics on tonight’s episode of Love Island were a bridge too far for his Ferrari red visage to traverse.
This evening he decided to tell Alexandra that he was not feeling it. That even after she had taken him back, it was too intense, she was too much. My God. Error.
In return Alexandra called the doctor “pathetic” and walked off, leaving him to stew in a delicious remorse-flavoured bisque (which is a soupy sauce typically made from lobster you heathens.)
It was great telly. And Love Island Twitter was here. for. it.
https://twitter.com/YungahJackson/status/1022580830072397841
can alex just FUCK OFF alexandra sweetie you are so much better than that lobster man, dont worry there are thousands of better guys on the outside #loveisland
— kaiya (@kaiya_rosalia) July 26, 2018
#LoveIsland
BAKHSBKNA The fact that Alex is STILL thinks the nation is backing him. Calm down lobster the only people backing your unseasoned, sunburnt ass are the producers pic.twitter.com/FIOlCA3IS7— Aaki ⁷ (@2seokieswhore) July 26, 2018
https://twitter.com/snix_juice/status/1022580719841894400
https://twitter.com/MissTashaV/status/1022585727031422976
Alex in a red ferrari and the pengest gal in the villa. What did this sauceless lobster do to deserve this. #LoveIsland
— Dee 🇳🇬🇩🇲 (@123Hodge) July 26, 2018
https://twitter.com/OfficialKevz/status/1022585581086408704
https://twitter.com/snix_juice/status/1022580719841894400
so after the WHOLE NATION was rooting for that red lobster he sacks off the baddest b #LoveIsland
— cas gurl (@dailycarrington) July 26, 2018
https://twitter.com/Saint_Martha/status/1022578725341290504
https://twitter.com/HannahG97/status/1022580910988910596
https://twitter.com/MrFilipeOrlando/status/1022586102727811075
Why has Alex lasted so long? He isn’t looking for love at all. Fiat 500 twitter are responsible for saving this burnt lobster #loveisland
— Mr Grubworks (@Nath_S__) July 26, 2018
Just clocked. Alex doesn’t mind putting Alexandra’s hand down his pants to touch that small ting of his YET he thinks her asking for affection is too much?? Looking like Larry the Lobster from spongebob. #loveisland
— Vincenzo Cassano (@milliscookies) July 26, 2018
