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21st December 2016
09:29am GMT

If that sounds rather odd, it is. Why of course you wouldn't step out of your front door without every fixture of your physical self accompanying you. Surely only a braindead idiot would suggest not severing a part of you was an achievement.
That brings us to the Mail, who in their infinite wisdom, decided to frame a story about Winter going on a festive outing with her family as a day trip with her own chest. We shit you not - they made the story about her body parts just because.
So the famed singer and four-time joint winner of the Screen Actors Guild Award for Best Ensemble in a Comedy Series was essentially defined as a woman with breasts, who had the forethought to not forget them at home.
Sadly the headline 'Ariel Winter takes her family and her cleavage to see Santa at the Grove in LA' is not a pisstake. It's all too real and ridiculous...
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