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16th Jan 2017

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System from Always Sunny will completely change how you see Titanic forever

This changes everything.

Paul Moore

Any fan of ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ will know that boats feature quite prominently throughout the show.

For example, who can forget the time when Frank hijacked the tour that was heading up the ‘Schuylkill River’? We love the fact that he was happy to tell all of those nice Japanese tourists that “one of the things that I like doing most is banging whores. I go out and bang a lot of whores.”

All this without mentioning the episode when the gang actually misses the boat, Dennis’ rant when he proclaims that “This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods, the golden god. I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!” – is one of his best moments, and to top things off, they actually went and bought a boat…because of the implication.

While any link from Titanic to Always Sunny might seem like a bit of a stretch, the inspired mind of Josh Pappenheim has somehow managed to connect the D.E.N.N.I.S System to the entire plot of Titanic.

For those jabronis that don’t know, The D.E.N.N.I.S System is a foolproof system for seducing any woman. It also tells us a fair bit about Dennis himself.

After reading this threat, you’ll never look at Titanic in the same way. This is inspired.

Do you want to know the real WTF moment? Here it is.

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