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13th Feb 2019

Eight alternative titles for the abysmally-named Frozen 2

Icy Dead People

Ciara Knight

Disclaimer: I have never actually seen Frozen

There’s a sequel to Frozen coming out later this year and it’s going to be called *dry retches* Frozen 2.

Here’s the trailer that just dropped:

Yeah, fair enough, it actually looks pretty decent. However, as a modern and progressive society, we need to look at what’s led us to this moment where such a generic and uninventive title has been given the go-ahead by what I can only assume is several fully-functioning adults.

This follows the equally abysmally-named The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part, a title that frankly shouldn’t have made it further than being sarcastically written on a Post-it note during an informal brainstorm meeting.

What I’m saying is that I think they can do better. We can do better. Everyone, by and large, deserves better.

So, I’ve come up with some alternative suggestions for the name of the Frozen sequel. Although it’s probably too late for them to change the title now, it’s important that I get this out of my system.

Please cast your vote below. It won’t count towards anything, I’d just like to know.

1. 2 Frozen 2 Furious


2. Look Who’s Thawing Now


3. Defrosted


4. Yep, They’re Still Frozen


5. Icy Dead People


6. Shrek 2


7. Chilli


8. Fresian


Cast your vote: