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Published 09:56 30 Oct 2015 GMT
Updated 11:46 30 Oct 2015 GMT
Maybe you'll f**k your face up to be Freddy Krueger or put on Edward Scissorhands' scissor hands so your mate has to pour drink in your mouth, which stops being funny after pint one.
Or, do you prefer to buy a cheap business card holder, stick on a suit and a white shirt and announce to friends when they look disappointed at your lack of effort that you're actually Patrick Bateman?
As the day of the dead approaches and we're scuttling around gathering fangs and fake blood, let's take a moment to think about who we're likely to clash broomsticks/bob apples with this weekend.
The ones you look at and instantly get a rush of jealousy thinking 'why the hell couldn't I think of that?' They'll probably be the comedians of the group, or rich, or unemployed, basically work is minimum in order to have the time to plan something so awesome.
As mentioned, there will be a Patrick Bateman entirely based around a sh*t business card holder.
Ian Huntley or Hitler are both likely. Also, look out for the Jimmy Saviles and Bill Cosbys, the latter is likely to be a racist too so I'd give them an extra wide berth. Hitler's fine to get leathered with on Halloween.


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