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  • Psychologist reveals biggest red flags that someone is a narcissist

    Psychologist reveals biggest red flags that someone is a narcissist

    Keep your eyes on the look out A psychologist has revealed the warning signs you should look out for when identifying if somebody is a narcissist. Mayo Clinic defines narcissistic personality disorder as a mental health condition where people “have an unreasonably high sense of their own importance”. It adds: “They need and seek too […]

    1 year ago

  • Riots break out in UK town after alleged sexual assault

    Riots break out in UK town after alleged sexual assault

    Police have appealed for calm Riots broke out in Ballymena, Northern Ireland, after people gathered to support the family of a girl who suffered an alleged sexual assault. The Belfast Telegraph reports that at least four houses were set on fire, and masked youths attacked several houses with missiles. Authorities blocked off Clonavon Terrace as […]

    1 year ago

  • People stunned after learning what SPAM actually stands for

    People stunned after learning what SPAM actually stands for

    It’s not what you might think… SPAM is somewhat of a staple of the British diet. However, people are being left shocked after discovering what the ubiquitous four-letter word actually stands for. The tinned ground meat mixture was first released in 1937 by food firm Hormel Foods. Since then, it has gone on to become […]

    1 year ago

  • Club formerly managed by Joey Barton crowned ‘worst divers’ in the EFL

    Club formerly managed by Joey Barton crowned ‘worst divers’ in the EFL

    Chelsea and Man City were also found to be prolific offenders A recently relegated club set to ply their trade in the fourth tier of the English football pyramid next season has picked up an unwanted gong after being crowned the worst divers in the EFL.  A new ‘Deep Diving Audit’ produced by football statistician […]

    1 year ago

  • Hawksmoor issues statement after ‘kicking out’ Tommy Robinson from restaurant

    Hawksmoor issues statement after ‘kicking out’ Tommy Robinson from restaurant

    Far-right activist Tommy Robinson was allegedly ‘kicked out’ of London steak restaurant Hawksmoor has issued a statement after a video posted on X showed far-right activist Tommy Robinson, whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon allegedly getting asked to leave their Air Street restaurant in London. Tommy Robinson and his party were ‘kicked out’ of the […]

    1 year ago

  • Rapper gets gold chain hooks surgically implanted into his head

    Rapper gets gold chain hooks surgically implanted into his head

    He claims to be the first rapper ever to undergo the procedure Rapper Dan Sur has had gold chains implanted into his head. The rapper who fuses Latin music with reggaeton reportedly underwent cosmetic surgery to have dozens of gold hooks implanted into his head, from which he now dangles even more gold chains. Colombian outlet, Caracol TV […]

    1 year ago

  • Former England international admits he wishes he had played for Ireland

    Former England international admits he wishes he had played for Ireland

    “I definitely would have gone for Ireland.” Former England international Trevor Sinclair has admitted that he wished he had played for the Republic of Ireland instead. Sinclair had played 12 times for England, but could have qualified for Ireland as his mother was born in county Sligo, and has stated that if the Boys in […]

    1 year ago

  • Premier League clubs most likely to be hit with PSR trouble from lowest to highest unveiled

    Premier League clubs most likely to be hit with PSR trouble from lowest to highest unveiled

    The deadline for the three-year period is fast approaching. With the transfer window now open, Premier League clubs will be keen to strengthen in the ever-changing top-flight of English football. However, for some, it may not be as easy as anticipated. Complying with Profit and Sustainability rules, every side must complete their accounts shortly, with […]

    1 year ago

  • ‘Beer-Proof Parkas’ launched for Oasis fans ahead of comeback tour

    ‘Beer-Proof Parkas’ launched for Oasis fans ahead of comeback tour

    Those attending gigs are expected to be drenched by millions of airborne beers Beer-proof parkas designed to keep Oasis fans sheltered from airborne beers this summer have been launched ahead of the band’s comeback tour. With just 30 days left until the Gallagher brothers reunite on stage for the first time since 2009, new merch […]

    1 year ago

  • White House attacks BBC for its coverage of Gaza

    White House attacks BBC for its coverage of Gaza

    The broadcaster has rejected the criticisms from the White House. The White House has attacked the BBC over its coverage of Gaza. At a briefing in Washington yesterday, press secretary for President Donald Trump, Karoline Leavitt, accused the BBC of taking ‘the word of Hamas’ when reporting on a shooting near an aid distribution site […]

    1 year ago

  • Adult star Koby Falks dies aged 42

    Adult star Koby Falks dies aged 42

    Sad news. Adult star Koby Falks, known to his family and friends as Anthony Cox has died aged 42. The Australian adult content had a brief, but notable career in the adult film industry. He died last Wednesday with the news being announced by his term partner Sam Brownell in a statement. Brownell said: “Koby […]

    1 year ago

  • Seth Rogen says he doesn’t want children because it ‘does not sound fun’

    Seth Rogen says he doesn’t want children because it ‘does not sound fun’

    The ‘Knocked Up’ star revealed he plans to steer clear of fatherhood. Seth Rogen has revealed in an interview that he doesn’t plan on ever having kids and claims that being childless increases productivity. Speaking on the popular US talk show, The Howard Stern Show, Rogen told host Howard Stern that he “wouldn’t be able […]

    1 year ago

  • TikToker Anna Grace Phelan dies aged 19

    TikToker Anna Grace Phelan dies aged 19

    TikToker Anna Grace Phelan passed away from her battle with cancer TikTok star Anna Grace Phelan has sadly died after being diagnosed with brain cancer. Posted on TikTok by her mother Nadine Phelan, the statement read: “Dear friends and family,” “It is with great sadness to announce that our beautiful daughter, Anna Grace Phelan, went […]

    1 year ago

  • Angelina Jolie says she had the ‘best sex’ ever with Denzel Washington

    Angelina Jolie says she had the ‘best sex’ ever with Denzel Washington

    ‘It was great seducing someone with your mind’ Angelina Jolie has said the “best sex” she ever has was with her co-star Denzel Washington. Jolie appeared alongside Washington in the 1999 thriller, The Bone Collector. In the film, she plays the role of Amelia Donaghy, a cop who becomes romantically involved with forensics expert Lincoln […]

    1 year ago

  • Margot Robbie had no idea her husband was actually in Harry Potter

    Margot Robbie had no idea her husband was actually in Harry Potter

    ‘When it comes to Harry Potter, I’m a massive, massive nerd’ Margot Robbie didn’t know that her husband appeared in the Harry Potter films, despite the fact she’s a massive Harry Potter fan. The 34-year-old actor married film producer Tom Ackerley in 2016, having met on the set of Suite Française in 2013. But she […]

    1 year ago

  • Harry Potter actress had secret 9-year relationship with co-star

    Harry Potter actress had secret 9-year relationship with co-star

    She gave it away in 2015, but no one seemed to notice The actress that played Luna Lovegood has revealed she had a secret nine-year romance with a Harry Potter co-star. Evanna Lynch, who starred as the ethereal Hogwarts witch in the film adaptations of JK Rowling’s novels, dated Robbie Jarvis, who played a young […]

    1 year ago

  • Tom Felton had eight-year relationship with Harry Potter co-star

    Tom Felton had eight-year relationship with Harry Potter co-star

    ‘It was love at first sight in the Hogwarts Great Hall’ Tom Felton had an eight-year relationship with another member of the Harry Potter cast. The actor shot to worldwide stardom in the 2000s for his role as Harry Potter’s nemesis, Draco Malfoy in the much-loved films. He was one of a select group of […]

    1 year ago

  • Scientists say some people have the ability to smell when rain is coming

    Scientists say some people have the ability to smell when rain is coming

    Some people claim they can detect bad weather before it even arrives Predicting the outcome of the weather is often a mugs’ game. Whatever it says, it’s likely to change five minutes later however some people believe that they are able to detect it before it even arrives. Usually, if it rains after a prolonged […]

    1 year ago

  • Ben Stiller refuses to apologise for Tropic Thunder and says he’s ‘proud’ of the film

    Ben Stiller refuses to apologise for Tropic Thunder and says he’s ‘proud’ of the film

    The actor was responding to claims the comedy has been ‘cancelled’ Ben Stiller has responded to ‘cancel culture’ claims made in relation to the satirical action comedy film Tropic Thunder. The film, which was released in 2008, stoked controversy over its portrayal of disabled people and minority groups, with Marvel’s Robert Downey Jr appearing in […]

    1 year ago

  • Miriam Margolyes says she ‘doesn’t have long to live’

    Miriam Margolyes says she ‘doesn’t have long to live’

    The much-loved actress believes she knows when she is going to die. Miriam Margolyes has revealed that she doesn’t think she will be alive for much longer. The Call The Midwife and Blackadder star underwent major heart surgery in 2023, after years of living with spinal stenosis. Spinal stenosis happens when the space inside the […]

    1 year ago

  • Expert speaks out as more and more people are identifying as Symbiosexual

    Expert speaks out as more and more people are identifying as Symbiosexual

    It comes after a study by researchers at the University of Seattle An expert has spoken out after more and more people have begun identifying as Symbiosexual. With love triangles being common place in stories throughout history it is no surprise that this emotion has now been matched to a new sexuality as per scientists […]

    1 year ago

  • Rebel Wilson names the famous actor who took her virginity at 35

    Rebel Wilson names the famous actor who took her virginity at 35

    It’s all coming out now. Rebel Wilson recently got married to her partner Ramona Agruma in a lavish ceremony, but last year, news emerged that the actress didn’t lose her virginity until she was in her 30s. She went on to reveal exactly who she shared that memorable moment with in her memoir Rebel Rising, […]

    1 year ago

  • The truth behind viral Bonnie Blue arrest video

    The truth behind viral Bonnie Blue arrest video

    A video appeared to show the adult star being arrested The sister of infamous OnlyFans star Bonnie Blue has claimed that the adult actor has been ‘arrested’. Bonnie Blue, real name Tia Billinger, has become an internet sensation over the last year thanks to her outlandish adult challenges culminating with the her sleeping with over […]

    1 year ago

  • Kneecap issue defiant statement as Mo Chara charged with terrorism offence

    Kneecap issue defiant statement as Mo Chara charged with terrorism offence

    The group have released a statement. Kneecap have released a statement following member Mo Chara being charged with a terrorism offence. Liam Óg Ó hAnnaidh, also known as Mo Chara, was charged yesterday for allegedly displaying a flag in support of Hezbollah. The group have now released a statement on social media, saying they ‘deny […]

    1 year ago

  • Police launch investigation into death of influencer’s three-year-old son

    Police launch investigation into death of influencer’s three-year-old son

    Police release statement on the death of Emilie Kiser’s son, Trigg Police have launched an investigation following the death of influencer Emilie Kiser’s son, Trigg. On May 18th, influencer Emilie Kiser’s son, Trigg, died from injuries after falling in a swimming pool. According to KBTX, Chandler Police confirmed that the three-year-old passed away from his […]

    1 year ago

  • Laura Anderson reveals she’s keeping her dog after it bit her baby twice

    Laura Anderson reveals she’s keeping her dog after it bit her baby twice

    Laura Anderson opened up about the controversial decision Former Love Island star Laura Anderson has revealed her dog has bitten her daughter Bonnie twice. The mum said her Pomeranian Buddy has been living with her aunt for the past two months as she is preparing to move house. “I’m so excited to have a garden. […]

    1 year ago

  • One of the most underrated UK festivals has slashed prices for a limited time

    One of the most underrated UK festivals has slashed prices for a limited time

    Butlin’s Big Weekender launches spring sale This article contains affiliate links. We may earn a commission on any sales generated from it. Butlin’s Big Weekender holidays have dropped to less than £50 in a limited-time deal. Ahead of the summer the popular holiday park is offering some big discounts on its adult-only weekend packages. The […]

    1 year ago

  • Tiny dicks might become popular again, according to experts

    Tiny dicks might become popular again, according to experts

    Good news for some, I’m sure Experts have suggested that a small penis may become desirable at some point in the future, with the concept of the ‘ideal dick size’ having been a fluid and ever-changing one throughout history. Vice reports that whilst the Western world is enamoured by big penises at the moment, throughout […]

    1 year ago

  • Quentin Tarantino vowed never to give his mum a penny of his film director fortune

    Quentin Tarantino vowed never to give his mum a penny of his film director fortune

    The Pulp Fiction writer and director holds a grudge. Quentin Tarantino has revealed that he has never given his mum any money or financial help despite his hugely successful directing career, after making a promise to himself as a child. The Once Upon A Time In Hollywood and Django Unchained director explained that it was […]

    1 year ago

  • Commuter spotted taking an ice bath at a bus stop

    Commuter spotted taking an ice bath at a bus stop

    “We’ve hit peak London” Bemused commuters have taken to social media after spotting a man taking an ice bath outside a bus stop in London. With a heatwave and sunny weather sweeping the UK, it appears the balmy conditions got the better of one weary worker, who decided to take a plunge before boarding a […]

    1 year ago

  • Radio X launches radio station dedicated to Oasis

    Radio X launches radio station dedicated to Oasis

    Definitely listening, or maybe? Radio X is giving Oasis superfans all they could ever dream of: a radio station dedicated to nothing but Oasis. The new channel promises to celebrate the legacy, spirit, and reunion of Oasis. Radio X have revealed the launch of a pop-up radio station entirely dedicated to the band. Radio X […]

    1 year ago

  • JOI is becoming one of the most popular sex trends

    JOI is becoming one of the most popular sex trends

    It’s now one of the top ranked categories. A fetish is currently dominating the adult world and unless you’ve spent a fair share of time looking at such websites then chances are you’ve probably never heard of it. As the headline states, this fetish, or rather category, is called JOI. The premise of a JOI […]

    1 year ago

  • Killers of the Flower Moon actor Samuel French dies aged 45

    Killers of the Flower Moon actor Samuel French dies aged 45

    Sad news. Killers of the Flower Moon and Fear the Walking Dead actor Samuel French has died aged 45. The news was announced by friend and collaborator Paul Sinacore who said French died on 9 May. Sinacore directed Towpath, French’s final acting performance before dying. He remembered French as a “dear friend and an incredible […]

    1 year ago

  • Young Brits having to ‘re-nest’ to save up for house deposit

    Young Brits having to ‘re-nest’ to save up for house deposit

    Turns out cutting down on Pret and avocado toast doesn’t cut it Young Brits are having to bunk with their parents in order to save for a house deposit in what NatWest is terming the ‘age of re-nesting’. Almost one-in-four parents say their children have had to move back home in a bid to get […]

    1 year ago

  • Craig David says Bo Selecta ‘ruined his life’

    Craig David says Bo Selecta ‘ruined his life’

    ‘When he put blackface on, that was being racist.’ Craig David has slammed Bo’ Selecta! as having ‘ruined his life’ and called out the impressions performed by the show’s star, Leigh Francis, as ‘racist’. Bo’ Selecta! was first broadcast on Channel 4 in 2002 and ran for three series until 2009, spanning several spin offs. […]

    1 year ago