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11 years ago
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This is the age when you have the best sex of your life
It’s not your teens or twenties…
11 years ago

PIC: One supporter managed to get into the Shrewsbury Vs Man United game using completely the wrong ticket
It’s fair to say that Manchester United’s visit to Shrewsbury was one of the biggest football games to come to the town in quite some time. With this in mind, you might expect those on turnstile duty to be quite rigorous when checking the tickets. Somehow, one supporter managed to gain access to New Meadow using a […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Forget watching the goals, Louis van Gaal poking himself in the face with a pencil is all you need to see
Given the continuing speculation about his future, these days, camera lenses are trained on Louis van Gaal whenever there’s a break in play in a Manchester United game. During the first half of the match against Shrewsbury Town, the United boss was captured nearly taking his eye out with a pencil as he tried to take […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Malaga fans appear to shout homophobic abuse at Cristiano Ronaldo
Deeply unpleasant
11 years ago

VIDEO: Juan Mata scores a peach of a free-kick… but Michael Owen thinks it should have been ruled out for offside
Juan Mata doubled Manchester United’s lead at Shrewsbury just before half-time. Despite scoring directly from the set-piece, BT Sport commentator Michael Owen suggested the goal could have been ruled out for offside. Look at the three United players blocking the goalkeeper’s view. Are they interfering with play? Juan Mata goal Nice free kick and well […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Chris Smalling gives Manchester United a slightly fortuitous opener at Shrewsbury
Manchester United dominated possession for the opening half hour of their fifth round clash at Shrewsbury, and were eventually rewarded with the opening goal courtesy of Mike Chris Smalling. A but of a relief for his manager. Maybe now he’ll get his name right. https://twitter.com/JuanMataTouch/status/701865050110296068
11 years ago

Emmanuel Frimpong explains why he’s convinced that Manchester United will lose to Shrewsbury
Given their performance in Denmark last week, there was a genuine feeling ahead of Manchester United’s game against Shrewsbury that Louis van Gaal’s team could be in for another embarrassing defeat. One of those bold enough to predict a win for the League One side was Emmanuel Frimpong, but it seemed the former Arsenal man […]
11 years ago

Manchester United name another depleted lineup for Cup clash at Shrewsbury
Manchester United face League One Shrewsbury Town in the FA Cup Fifth Round, with a home tie against West Ham the reward for the winners. Any hopes of the home side springing a cup shock at New Meadow have been boosted by the news that Louis van Gaal is again without several of his first team […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: House of Commons erupts in laughter at cheap joke at Jeremy Corbyn’s expense
This is like something that would happen in a school classroom. Except it wasn’t in a school classroom, it was in Parliament across the pond in London today, where Jeremy Corbyn was addressing the audience about David Cameron’s recent EU negotiations. When speaking about his own experience of meeting heads of Government in Brussels last […]
11 years ago

PIC: The Emirates is set for an impressive mosaic display ahead of Barcelona clash
With the visit of Barcelona a matter of hours away, Arsenal fans will welcome their side on to The Emirates pitch with a special mosaic. It was revealed over the weekend that one Gunners supporters’ group had something lined up for the Champions League last 16 clash, and now more details have emerged. Home supporters […]
11 years ago

Join Sacha Baron Cohen and a star-studded cast at the global premiere for new film ‘Grimsby’
Ali G, Borat, now Nobby. Sacha Baron Cohen is unveiling his latest character for his new film ‘Grimsby’, with the first premiere taking place in London tonight. Nobby is described as a ‘sweet, slightly dimwitted English football hooligan’ who reunites with his long-lost brother Sebastian (Mark Strong), a deadly MI6 agent, to prevent a massive […]
11 years ago

Adam Johnson tells court he knew kissing schoolgirl was an offence
Former Sunderland footballer Adam Johnson has begun giving evidence at his trial at Bradford Crown Court, where he is accused of sexual activity with a child. Johnson has admitted kissing the teenager at the centre of the case and an offence of grooming, but has denied two other counts of sexual activity with a child. […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Man pulls struggling shark from the water to pose for photos
Disgraceful
11 years ago

The first clip from the Friends reunion has dropped on the internet (Video)
Back together…
11 years ago

Disney is going to these extreme lengths to avoid any Star Wars: Episode VIII leaks…
Disney is spending £3million hiring 600 guards and a squadron of drones to prevent ‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’ secrets being leaked. Following the success of ‘Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens’, the film studio is allegedly so desperate to ensure details of the upcoming motion picture are kept undisclosed that it is enlisting drones to […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: This Donald Trump and Game of Thrones mash-up is too good – and too uncanny
Donald Trump is a ruthless leader on a perilous journey of world domination. That’s not our statement, that’s how he’s been depicted in this new and brilliant parody. (Although, given the recent South Carolina win by the Republican, not too far from the truth…) Titled ‘Winter is Trumping’, the mash-up sees the billionaire, who is […]
11 years ago

Research finds chocolate consumption can improve brain function
Chocolate tastes so good that we’re programmed to think eating it is detrimental to our health. However, a new study published in reserch journal Appetite says eating chocolate can lead to improved brain activity. Brought to our attention by Medical Daily, the research established a link between ‘ longer-term chocolate eating and brain function’. For the research, […]
11 years ago

Roma’s Mohamed Salah scores ridiculous goal from impossibly tight angle
Holy Hell!
11 years ago

David Moyes attacks the sacking culture which seems to be emerging at Manchester United
Louis van Gaal gets the vote of confidence
11 years ago

Facebook is introducing a new suicide prevention tool
Facebook has created a series of tools for users to notify the company if they see a Facebook friend exhibiting worrying behaviour on the site. The tools have been built with the help of Samaritans and will be rolled out in the UK following successful trials in the United States and Australia. According to Wired UK, once you […]
11 years ago

Dana White is pulling out all the stops to make UFC 196 weigh-in one to remember
This is going to be brilliant…
11 years ago

VIDEO: Soccer Saturday gang can’t believe the Millwall goalkeeper’s amazing improvisation
Like a boss…
11 years ago

VIDEO: Millwall fans appear to throw punches at trapped police officers
Ugly scenes during Millwall’s 3-0 win…
11 years ago

VIDEO: Inter Milan director confirms that Mourinho is joining Man United
The question changed a while back. It went from ‘Will he, won’t he’ to ‘How quickly can he start?’ Only this week, Jose Mourinho expressed his deep fondness for Inter Milan President and former boss Massimo Moratti, but stressed that he would not be returning to Serie A any time soon. But it seems that the […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Real Madrid physio fixes James Rodriguez’ dislocated shoulder in five seconds
It’s just a more highbrow approach to the magic water. Get a physio to pull at your arm. James Rodriguez looked in awful pain during Real Madrid’s Champions League win over Roma. He was pointing to his shoulder, he wasn’t moving his left arm and he seemed to be signalling that there was something wrong […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: The bizarre theory that Mourinho failed at Chelsea on purpose to get the Man United job
Conspiracy theorists everywhere. We’ve all heard the suggestions that some Chelsea players simply didn’t contribute their maximum efforts under Jose Mourinho in order to get him the sack. In fact a few of the squad were referred to as ‘rats’ for a fair while. But now there’s a new theory gathering momentum – that born winner […]
11 years ago

Liverpool on the brink of crazy windfall for the naming rights to Anfield stand
How much now?
11 years ago

Where and how to catch all of Saturday’s televised games
A cracking day ahead. Whether you’re a fan of Serie A, La Liga, FA Cup or even Welsh football, there’s something for you on the box today. In fact, you could quite feasibly spend the whole day glued to the screen watching wall-to-wall games. Below is a full schedule of live games on UK television from Arsenal […]
11 years ago

Samuel Eto’o blocks release of ‘revenge porn’ book, written by former mistress
Samuel Eto’o has stopped the release of a kiss and tell ‘Revenge Porn’ book, written by his former mistress, being sold in France. The 34-year-old former Barcelona, Inter Milan and Chelsea striker is reportedly furious that the details of his seven-year affair with Nathalie Koah were set to be made public. According to The Mirror, […]
11 years ago

Jose Mourinho IS set for Old Trafford in the near future… but it’s not what you might think
So, Jose Mourinho will be managing the home team at Old Trafford very soon. Unfortunately for those Manchester United supporters that want him to replace Louis van Gaal, this isn’t the announcement they’ve been waiting for. Instead, Mourinho is wanted to manage the England team in this year’s Soccer Aid on June 5. The charity event, which sees […]
11 years ago

Borussia Dortmund’s Twitter account brilliantly dismisses Gundogan to Man City report
It’s still a good few months before the transfer window reopens, but with Pep Guardiola’s move to Manchester City now confirmed, there’s plenty of speculation regarding some of the players he’s intending to bring to The Etihad. Earlier on Friday, we told you about a report from Spanish publication, SPORT, which linked Borussia Dortmund’s Ilkay […]
11 years ago

Louis van Gaal nears the sack as Ed Woodward reportedly makes contact with Jose Mourinho’s agent
Manchester United might not wait until summer to give Jose Mourinho Louis van Gaal’s job. In fact, it’s now being claimed that Ed Woodward has already made the call to the former Chelsea boss’s agent to see if he would be willing to take over from van Gaal before the end of this season. According to […]
11 years ago

Burger King start UK home delivery service
Fast food lovers across the land – rejoice: Burger King is about to launch its very own home delivery service. According to The Daily Star, the chain will be experimenting with the service from a small number of its UK restaurants before a wider trial is launched later in the year. Burger King delivery? […]
11 years ago

Jose Mourinho finally speaks about his future, ruling out a return to Inter Milan
Almost as soon as Jose Mourinho left Chelsea in December, he’s been linked with a return to football management. With Manchester United struggling under Louis van Gaal, many have tipped Mourinho’s next job to be the one at Old Trafford – but according to the man himself, he’s far from certain where his future lies. […]
11 years ago

Chelsea send Jose Mourinho some special gifts to thank him for his time as their manager
Jose Mourinho may have left Chelsea in December, but to suggest he’s not on the best of terms with his former club might be wide of the mark. According to The Telegraph, Mourinho has received a letter from Stamford Bridge thanking him for his achievements in his second spell with the club, along with replica versions […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Arsenal youngster recreates Lionel Messi’s controversial penalty
Just when we thought we’d heard the last about Lionel Messi’s penalty, this happens… Arsenal youngster Trae Coyle has imitated the Barcelona star, passing his penalty to a team-mate in the same way that Messi presented Luis Suarez with a chance to score against Celta Vigo recently. The 15-year-old certainly executed it more successfully than […]
11 years ago

This is what the ‘i’ in iPhone actually stands for
iNteresting
11 years ago

VIDEO: Kanye West speaks to reporters about his recent behaviour – and talks sense
All we’ve heard over the last few months from Kanye West is a constant diatribe on Twitter. But as he was heading to catch a flight at LAX, he stopped to talk about his recent eccentric behaviour. A reporter went straight in on Taylor Swift to talk about him insulting the star in a new […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Make delicious Nutella hot chocolate with this simple trick
Nutella obsessed
11 years ago

VIDEO: Jesus Navas’ choice of striker for his dream five-a-side team will raise a few eyebrows
Selecting a dream five-a-side team is very much the done thing for footballers these days. Just this week, Chelsea’s Willian unveiled his own very impressive line-up (but didn’t bother choosing a goalkeeper), and his fellow Brazilian Fernandinho snubbed all of his Manchester City team-mates, when he announced his. Another of City’s stars, Jesus Navas, is the latest to reveal […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Liverpool newboy has experienced near identical slip to Steven Gerrard
You couldn’t make it up. If it still hurts for Liverpool fans to relive Stevie Gerrard’s infamous slip in their crucial title run-in game with Chelsea back in 2014, they may want to look away now. It seems incoming defender Joel Matip has previous of just such an incident. The circumstances may have very different but the action plays out […]
11 years ago

Gary Neville celebrates birthday in style as Valencia make unique piece of history
Birthday cake for everyone
11 years ago

VIDEO: Athletic Bilbao star crashes home thunderous Suarez-esque volley
Forget what else was going on in the Europa League on Thursday evening, the goal of the night undoubtedly came in Marseille. Athletic Bilbao were visiting the French side, and opened the scoring courtesy of this absolute thunderbolt of a volley from Aritz Aduriz. An utterly magnificent Golazo from Aduriz vs Marseille. (GIF – @philousports) https://t.co/XZgKaU7Azs […]
11 years ago

This incredible stat makes Man United’s loss to FC Midtjylland even more embarrassing
If you watched Manchester United slump to a 2-1 defeat to FC Midtjylland, you’d be forgiven for thinking that the Danish champions are pretty handy when it comes to racking up the goals. They might have only scored twice past Sergio Romero, but the Argentine had to be on top form to keep it at […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Louis van Gaal finds a different excuse for Manchester United shock defeat in Denmark
Another dismal performance from Manchester United, and the spotlight was once again turned on Louis van Gaal. Amongst other things, such as the injury to David De Gea and Jesse Lingard’s failure to convert a couple of chances, the United boss suggested that the defeat to FC Midtjylland was down to ‘the law of Murphy’. […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Travelling Man United fans rip into team with expletive-laden chant
You have to feel for Manchester United supporters that made the trip to Denmark. After contending with the unusually high ticket prices for the game with FC Midtjylland, the travelling fans vented their frustration at their team after they lost, 2-1. https://twitter.com/dangerousattack/status/700422441701605376 With a return leg next week, United face a difficult task if they […]
11 years ago

‘Moyes could have done better!’ Man United fans react on Twitter as their team reach a new low
Billed by some as the perfect fixture to ease the pressure on Louis van Gaal, Manchester United’s trip to FC Midtjylland was another game to forget. Having taken a lead through Memphis Depay, the Danish champions replied with two goals either side of half-time, to condemn United to another away defeat in Europe. Unsurprisingly, their […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Sergio Romero pulls off one of the saves of the season as he steps in for injured David De Gea
Following a late injury to David de Gea, Sergio Romero was given a rare start for Manchester United in Denmark. FC Midtjylland had cancelled Memphis Depay’s opener out just before half time, but the home side would have taken a lead on 62 minutes had it not been for for an incredible save from the […]
11 years ago