
Roberto Firmino’s stats from Liverpool’s loss to Watford are horrendous
He’ll have better days
11 years ago
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Roberto Firmino’s stats from Liverpool’s loss to Watford are horrendous
He’ll have better days
11 years ago

Neymar leaves River Plate defenders in his wake with dribbling exhibition (Video)
This was absolutely masterful from Neymar. We’ve already shown you the fabulous goals as Barcelona defeated River Plate 3-0 to win the Club World Cup this morning, but this piece of skill from Neymar may be better than all of them. The Brazilian picked the ball up with two defenders nearby, but skipped free and […]
11 years ago

Manchester United owners reveal what exactly Louis van Gaal has to do to save his job
In black and white Louis van Gaal knows now what he has to try and do to keep his job at Old Trafford. The Dutchman is under enormous pressure at the club despite just being a few points off the top of the Premier League table at Christmas. The table on this occasion it seems […]
11 years ago

Nate Diaz pulled no punches calling out ‘mother f**ker’ Conor McGregor after his UFC victory (Video)
Then McGregor’s coach owns him with one tweet…
11 years ago

Football freestyler learns the hard way not to try his luck in Glasgow (Video)
Most of the time, when you see a freestyle football player showing off his skills in the street, you’ll see the occasional ooh and nods of approval. But the crowds in Glasgow aren’t quite like those elsewhere in the world. This poor lad was only a few seconds into his act when it was rudely…and […]
11 years ago

Facebook has made a welcome improvement to the ‘Year in Review’ feature
Facebook have started rolling out the New Year treatment, with its annual ‘Year In Review’ tool for users. With the simple click of a button, Facebook shows account users a short gallery of moments and clips from the last 12 months as you sign off 2015. Only this year, Facebook don’t plan on bringing up […]
11 years ago

Twitter reacts as Manchester United trail Norwich City at half-time
Things haven’t been great for Manchester United of late. A Champions League exit was swiftly followed by a defeat by Bournemouth in the league. And after a bright start failed to generate any goals for United against Norwich, the visitors took an unlikely lead through Cameron Jerome. With United behind at half-time, here’s how Twitter […]
11 years ago

Arsene Wenger reportedly lines up a Manchester United favourite for January move
Proven goalscorer
11 years ago

Star Wars robot C-3PO smells ‘real bad’, says actor Anthony Daniels
It’s no wonder Anthony Daniels demanded a new C-3PO suit for ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’. The actor, 69, who reprises his role as the droid in the latest instalment, had been wearing the costume for 40 years. Rather than offering up a new famous gold bodysuit, he had to ask for it. He said: “It’s […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Donald Trump with a posh British accent is one of the strangest things you’ll hear all week
It’s fair to say that some of the comments that have come from Donald Trump’s mouth lately have left plenty of us feeling thankful the man isn’t British. But just in case you’ve ever longed to hear Trump speaking in a sophisticated British accent, you’re in luck… Having taken one of his interviews with Fox […]
11 years ago

This act of kindness snowballed into something huge at a McDonald’s drive-thru
The Christmas spirit is very much alive in Lakeland, Florida as over 250 people benefited from a random act of kindness at a McDonald’s drive-thru. According to ABC News, McDonald’s worker Marisabel Figueroa was working the drive-thru when a customer at her window said she wanted to pay for the meal ordered by the car behind her […]
11 years ago

This simple present wrapping hack should be a huge help this Christmas (video)
It’s never to late to learn how to wrap presents, honestly, it’s ok. Unless you’re flush enough to buy gift bags or happy to hand over in a 5p plastic bag, it’s a skill we all need to learn. So, for people who like to make the effort, we’ve found this wrapping hack that will […]
11 years ago

News from Bayern Munich will disappoint some Manchester United and Liverpool fans
It appears as though Thomas Müller is staying put for the foreseeable future. The German World Cup winner was thought to be one of Manchester United’s top transfer targets for the summer as Louis van Gaal tried his hardest to find a marquee player. However, it looks like any hopes of Müller signing for the […]
11 years ago

Chelsea worked a very smart compensation clause into Jose Mourinho’s contract
This could save Chelsea millions…
11 years ago

VIDEO: Jose Mourinho made a very awkward entrance for this BT Sport show interview just before his Chelsea dismissal
Did he know what was coming?
11 years ago

Harrison Ford explains how he broke his leg on board the Millennium Falcon
Harrison Ford has made us wince with a story about how a hydraulic door on set of ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ snapped a couple of bones in his leg. The Han Solo legend explained: “I was just standing in the doorway talking to JJ Abrams. The camera hadn’t been set up but I was wearing […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Girl mistakes man for Father Christmas… but his reaction is absolutely brilliant
An easy mistake to make, to be fair. The term ‘absolute gentleman’ gets knocked around quite a bit these days, but this man is deserving of the title. This video uploaded by YouTuber, Krampus Mall, shows the moment a little girl spotted ‘Santa’ shopping and is guaranteed to spread Christmas cheer even to the most cynical […]
11 years ago

Jose Mourinho took a couple of bizarre items with him after his Chelsea dismissal
Jose Mourinho’s exit from Chelsea may well have been on the cards for a few weeks. Finally, the news broke on Thursday that Mourinho’s second spell at the club had come to an end. The following morning, the finer details of his dismissal were documented in the Friday papers. Before the sacking, Mourinho ate roast […]
11 years ago

Watch LeBron James flatten the wife of golfer Jason Day during NBA match
Ouch. The wife of golfer Jason Day felt the full force of LeBron James – all 18 stone of him – during an NBA game between the Cleveland Cavaliers and Oklahoma City Thunder this week. Day was sitting court-side with his wife Ellie when James, who couldn’t stop his momentum while trying to keep a […]
11 years ago

Jose Aldo reveals he may follow Conor McGregor to lightweight to avenge loss
“You learn in defeat”
11 years ago

Chelsea’s new manager has been confirmed…by the Australian FA
This is wierd…
11 years ago

Cesc Fabregas issues classy farewell to departed Jose Mourinho
I’m not your mole
11 years ago

This London restaurant is where Harrison Ford and John Boyega first bonded
Imagine being in your local food joint and John Boyega and Harrison Ford walking in for a bite. Boyega, 23, who is from Peckham, south East London bonded with his legendary Star Wars co-star Harrison Ford by taking him to his favourite eatery. One day after they’d finished filming at Pinewood Studios near London, they […]
11 years ago

WATCH: Chelsea fan Jose Aldo gets the reception he deserves as he returns to Brazil
Proper order
11 years ago

Piers Morgan can’t resist having a pop at Arsene Wenger as Jose Mourinho leaves Chelsea
We know Piers Morgan isn’t a fan of Arsene Wenger, but with Arsenal sitting in second place in the Premier League and through to the Champions League knock-out stages, you’d think he’d give it a rest at the moment. The lifelong Gunners fan couldn’t help having another dig on Thursday, however, as Jose Mourinho’s exit […]
11 years ago

Chelsea fan Jeremy Clarkson tweets his reaction to Jose Mourinho’s exit
Jeremy Clarkson knows what it’s liked to be at the centre of a high-profile sacking. The former Top Gear presenter was dropped by the BBC in March after his “fracas” with producer Oisin Tymon and has since turned up on Amazon for a bumper new show with James May and Richard Hammond. And Chelsea fan Clarkson has […]
11 years ago

PIC: Conor McGregor has even managed to sneak into the internet’s reaction to Jose Mourinho’s departure
Don’t blame us!
11 years ago

Tom Hardy may be one of the toughest actors around but look what he’s scared of….
Tom Hardy clearly wasn’t a fan of Black Beauty or Mister Ed. The actor had to overcome an innate fear of horses on his latest film The Revenant by learning to ride, although he wouldn’t refer to himself as a fully fledged rider. “I don’t like horses. They scare me. There’s not a call for […]
11 years ago

Donald Cerrone isn’t convinced by “p*ssy” Conor McGregor’s movement training
“Come on with it baby”
11 years ago

Tyson Fury kisses gay man in Lancashire pub and changes his opinion
Tyson Fury divides opinion like few other sportsmen. The controversial boxer’s historic victory over Wladimir Klitschko to win the world heavyweight championship rocketed his profile to a whole new stratosphere, and with it brought far greater scrutiny. Many have accused the 27-year-old of homophobia, an accusation that Fury vehemently denies. But one new fan has changed his opinion […]
11 years ago

James McClean: ‘Jurgen Klopp is a bit of an idiot’
We’ve seen it all now. We assumed that everyone in football was in love with Jurgen Klopp and his Liverpool charm offensive, but it turns out there’s nobody who can sail against the tide like James McClean. The West Brom and Ireland winger is not a fan of the new Reds boss, calling him an ‘idiot’ […]
11 years ago

Have you eaten in any of the world’s 10 best restaurants?
Unless you happen to know exactly what your parents want for Christmas, we’re sure you’ve probably thought about buying them a voucher for their favourite restaurant. If your folks also happen to be travelling in the next few months then a certificate to one of these swanky joints might be well received – although they’ll probably have to […]
11 years ago

James Corden proves he’s the biggest One Direction fan in carpool karaoke video…
James Corden has really clocked up the miles this year as he drives around LA singing with the stars. We certainly wouldn’t want to be the ones paying his fuel allowance, that’s for sure. The host of The Late Late Show wrapped up his year with special guests One Direction, who were probably better than […]
11 years ago

Cyclist incredibly escapes serious injury after colliding with a high-speed train (Video)
Those barriers are there for a reason. This cyclist was ridiculously fortunate to escape with only minor injuries after going full-pelt into the side of a moving train in Poland. As cars slowed down to wait for the train to pass, he skipped the barriers and kept on going. And it almost cost him his […]
11 years ago

The first British astronaut in space already had the greatest job in the world
This is too much of a coincidence…
11 years ago

This Australian clinic claims it can cure your monster hangover in 30 minutes…but it’s ridiculously expensive
Would you pay this to make the pain go away?
11 years ago

This is the worst day to have your birthday
When you’re younger, your birthday is something you look forward to. As the years go by, you tend to hide from the fact that you’re *another* year older. It’s now emerged that those who have their birthday on December 16 have drawn the shortest straw, with recent research indicating that its the worst date to have […]
11 years ago

Jose Aldo’s coach opens up about his mindset going into Conor McGregor fight
‘It will not happen again’
11 years ago

Conor McGregor’s left hand is so powerful he may not be allowed to fight again until June 2016
Aldo knows all about it!
11 years ago

Awaken the force on your Facebook page by adding your own Star Wars lightsaber
Star Wars: The Force Awakens is here and so you may as well unleash the force on your Facebook page. There’s a tool on the official Star Wars Movies account that allows you to add a lightsaber to your profile photo. All you need to do is click on the message accompanying the post saying, […]
11 years ago

Gary Lineker made a Leicester City bet – and was brilliantly trolled by wife Danielle Bux
She absolutely ruined him in six words!
11 years ago

This headline searching for Elmo Man is the best you’ll read today (Pic)
We love a good headline at JOE. And you might be surprised to hear that some of our favourites don’t necessarily include the words ‘Conor’ and ‘McGregor’! This headline from the Cambridge News certainly caught our eyes on Tuesday morning, and it took us a while to work out what the hell was going on. […]
11 years ago

This new social media enforcement could cause mutiny if passed…
Merry Christmas, kids…
11 years ago

Conor McGregor has just taken a huge jump up the pound-for-pound rankings
But he’s still not top…
11 years ago

Jose Aldo speaks out after Conor McGregor defeat
Jose Aldo has spoken of his disappointment after his defeat at the hands of Conor McGregor. The Irishman ended Aldo’s reign over the weekend, knocking him out in just 13 seconds of their eagerly anticipated fight. “It still is too hard to digest,” Aldo told Combate the following day. “We trained hard, did everything right, and […]
11 years ago

How this simple tip will improve your Netflix viewing experience
Although there are a lot of good things to be said about Netflix, sometimes the personalised choices it makes are a little confusing. But apparently there’s a way around this. As helpfully pointed out by one Twitter user, Netflix allows up to five different profiles per account. This means that you can set up different profiles tailored to […]
11 years ago