Thomas Müller to retire from international football
The German legend follows in Toni Kroos steps Thomas Müller is set to retire from international football as per German sports news outlet BILD. The 34-year-old Bayern Munich midfielder was part of the squad for the European Championships in his native in Germany 2024, however featured little. Müller has had a stella career with Germany, […]
1 year ago
Thomas Müller accused of animal cruelty by PETA
PETA have accused Müller of allowing horses in his care to perform ‘unnatural sexual acts’ Bayern Munich’s Thomas Müller has been accused of allowing horses in his care to perform “unnatural sexual acts” by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). As reported by the Daily Mail, the allegations were first made after one of […]
4 years ago
Thomas Muller claims Barcelona couldn’t ‘handle the intensity’ of Bayern Munich
‘They can’t cope with the intensity in top football’ Thomas Muller has claimed that Barcelona couldn’t ‘handle the intensity’ of Bayern Munich during their Champions League clash on Wednesday night. Bayern won the game comfortably at the Allianz Arena – beating Barça 3-0 to knock them out of the Champions League at the group stage […]
4 years ago
Fans are loving Raheem Sterling and his teammates’ reaction to Muller miss
Sterling’s reaction to Muller mishap is priceless Tuesday night’s monumental game had the country, nay the world, on the edge of their seats. The first half was relatively dead, with Harry Kane barely moving, before Raheem Sterling’s goal in the 75th minute sent the country into rapturous celebration. The goal made English fans believe, before […]
5 years ago
FootballJOE Photoshop Challenge #3: Thomas Muller’s dreadful miss
The third in the trilogy… so far It was a moment that was celebrated like a goal. Or at least I celebrated it like a goal. Time seemed to stand still when Thomas Muller was handed the ball by Raheem Sterling and was suddenly in on goal. We all held our breath, wondering whether this […]
5 years ago
Thomas Muller miss as sure a sign as any that football *might* be coming home
Breath back yet? Nah. Us Neither… Okay, okay. Granted, those reading that headline who don’t support the English football team are probably sick to the back teeth of hearing this “it’s coming home” shit again. For this, though, we make absolutely zero apologies. A 2-0 win in the knockout stages of a major competition against […]
5 years ago