Neymar bans Edinson Cavani from PSG’s official Neymar fan club after penalty feud
“As a result of his treacherous behaviour, he will no longer be invited to Neymar Appreciation Fridays”
9 years ago
Man Utd considering releasing and re-signing Marcus Rashford each week to ensure every game is his debut
“He’s already proven it in his other debuts, so if our logic is correct he’ll end up being the best striker we’ve ever had”
9 years ago
Gareth Southgate insists Joe Hart is still England’s best goalkeeper named Joe Hart
“I don’t see many other better keepers named Joe Hart, do you?” asked the England manager
9 years ago
La Liga asks UEFA to investigate Manchester City for stealing its lunch money
“Sometimes they spit on their fingers before sticking them into our ears,” said the upset La Liga officials
9 years ago
Sadistic England fan somehow looking forward to Slovakia match
“I cannot wait for the match,” said the highly disturbed man
9 years ago
UEFA vows to hit PSG with “very strong talking to” if they break FFP rules
“If they keep this up we’ll have no choice but to kindly ask them stop,” said a UEFA source
9 years ago