‘Don’t ask me about my mental health I did it for science’ A software engineer has built an AI system that tracks her cat’s bowel movements in what she describes as “like a baby monitor but a poop monitor.” YouTuber and software engineer Estefannie wanted to stay on top of her cat Teddy’s bowel movements, […]

3 years ago

‘Public enemy number 2’ is still at large US police have identified the woman they’ve dubbed the ‘poopetrator’ and have asked for the public’s help to track her down after she defecated in a store. The woman – who has not been named – was identified visually by Wichita police earlier this week following a […]

4 years ago

‘I’m not going to drop out with shit all over me’ During an international marathon in California, a professional runner pooed herself three times, with the first being at mile seven. Veteran runner Addi Zerrenner, 25, attended the California International Marathon on December 5 only to spend most of the race wrapped in foil blankets. […]

4 years ago

Respectfully, what the f*** are you lot playing at? In yet another story we never thought we’d write, apparently, one in 30 people poo in the shower. Incidentally, we have once again lost all faith in humanity. That’s right, according to a survey of more than 1,000 people carried out by Leicester-based bathroom providers QS […]

4 years ago

Make America great again? Perhaps Kanye West should think about making his music great again if his new song is anything to go by. Last night releasing his first new song since 2016, “Lift Yourself” is either Kanye West trolling the internet hard, or he’s lost the plot completely – it’s really that hard to […]

8 years ago

Basically, it helps you shit

8 years ago